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Earth 11 Marsha ily ur so cool,,,,,,<3333

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a meeting of creatures…

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

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I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

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J’onn wearing/using his own merch I found on Google<333

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I drew some creatures for an exhibition at beloved local queer bar the Bearded Tit, loosely based on my fellow bar-goers.

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As a Brit, it literally never crosses my mind that a gun is even an option in these scenarios. On the other hand, I compare any horror monster to an enraged ape. I have done this ever since I learned of the original Ghost Busters. I've occasionally considered creating a series of videos called Aperehension, in which I would compare any given horror icon to a simian in their 'weight class' from a creature feature (Michael Myers vs Link, Chucky vs Shakma, Cloverfield Monster vs Kong etc.) I got as far as a teaser trailer.

Thinking of Awful Hospital in this context is making me envision a party of nasty horror simians battling their way through. Link could probably do quite well!

I got the weirdest feedback about my creepypastas and webcomic recently that boiled down to "good story and concepts but why aren't there more guns" specifically they felt assault rifles would solve everything. It wasn't like a little joke comment it was a whole long thing.

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The lack of one of each upset me.

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

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One of my nan's is referred to as Nanny Nump, because my step granddad was briefly referred to as Granddad Grump. He disliked it, so it didn't stick, but Nanny Nump did.

THIS IS KILLING ME

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I cannot control my dreams precisely but I can wake up on command , so usually when a nightmare starts I say 'oh, this is scary one, I'm out.' This maybe didn't work ONCE, when I was very sick, feverish and bedridden. In this dream, I go downstairs for a glass of water and spot the back door is open a crack in the middle of the night. I say 'hmm, I don't like that' but don't abort yet, just walk over to close it and lock up. As I do, a horrible little switched up dummy monster man with bulging multicoloured eyes like a Leucochloridium comes smacking into the door, giggling as he sprints for the stairs. I'm immediately filled with two feelings- fear for my family who I must protect and a realisation I can just leave. I start the skipping process, and the dummy turns to look me in the eye and says 'You think that'll work on me?' Now, I'm not sure if it did work, and I just started hallucinating when awake. Or if I stayed in the dream for the first time. But suddenly I'm in bed, with this puppety freak clambering over the walls, mocking me for letting him into the real world with my dream cancelling method. But it went on for ages and was very annoying. At the time I really believed it was happening, but my reaction was mostly 'shaddap! I'm trying to sleep!' Eventually he started pulling his stitches out and a tidal wave of mince meat poured out, filling my room and lifting my bed to the ceiling. I don't remember my exact words but I said something like 'don't you have anything better to do!?' and he left, taking his Akira-style Tetsuo meat with him.

Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

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The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

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Well if the shoe fish

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Ch👏

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Scariest Urban Legends In Each State

HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.