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two random people had sex and now i‘m fighting for my life everyday.
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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"Oh, Damian was such an asshole" "The bats tried to integrate him he's just ungrateful!" "He had no reason to be as rough or rude as he was"
If I was raised as a prince and suddenly got sent away to the most corrupt, dangerous, and disgusting city in bumfuck New Jersey, I would be worse. The fact that he didn't burn that bitch down makes him a better man than I could ever be
If anything, he didn't crash out enough
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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
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there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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I miss my husband (Ao3)... He went to war (is down) and hasn't come home in ages (It's been like 20 minutes), I don't know how I'll manage any more time without him (I really don't)
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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
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