maligatorthealligator
Literally Whatever I Find Amusing
A lot of random ships, a fair bit of random/funny shit, art, and writing. Oh, and puppies. Also, I am often NSFW and this blog will contain untagged spoilers and common triggers. If you like dogs/dog training, head over to my dogblr thenoodlesadventures.
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"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.
#hmmm yeah i don't shop when i'm hungry because i buy too much stuff that i won't eat#like i will in fact eat all of thoae vegetables#i like them all#i regularly consume them#HOWEVER#i will put too many in my cart for me to consume in the amount of time it takes for them to go bad#and then my fridge will be full of rotting fruit/veg#many of my friends are like this#the 'don't grocery shop while hungry'#that i have always been taught (and have found true for myself and several friends)#is literally that i will end up with wasted food#because i can only eat and cook so many things in a day
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A very big Fuck You to whoever is using rat poison to kill mice in my neighbourhood
The dead mice keep turning up in my yard and I keep having to cue emergency drop it’s from my dogs who, yknow, will DIE if they eat a poisoned fucking mouse
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soft and fluffy boy is perfect in every way
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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT
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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.
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I am probably gonna be such an annoying broken record but I never expected this in a million years. And Pip hasn't chewed sticks or dug holes or played in the yard since SHE was a baby. It's like she's a puppy again. She lost a lot of her young adulthood and prime to illness and injury so seeing her get to have fun like this has admittedly brought me to tears multiple times. I'm just so happy.
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Normal weed stores: These edibles are pretty mild. If you eat two you’ll have a pretty cool afternoon, plus they’re chocolate flavored! :)
Delta-8 stores: The label says these are 500mg but Reddit confirmed they’re actually 10000mg each. The manufacturers are in maximum security federal prison. The packaging has satan with bleeding eyes because that’s what will happen to you. If you eat these you will die and go to hell and so will everyone you know. Also they’re 20 bucks.
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Sheikh lotfollah mosque entrance ceiling, Esfahan Iran.
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My Cousin Vinny is a bop from start to finish. absolutely lives up to the hype. Joe Pesci is lucky he's such a good actor or Marisa Tomei would have stolen the whole movie out from under him, and Fred Gwynne would have taken what was left.
but he is that good an actor! everyone in this movie is, actually, everyone is just doing such a perfect job in their roles, it's a complete delight
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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
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