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nuke deniers? that's baby shit compared to the guy who believes nukes are real but cant explode because god would prevent them from going off if used

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“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Primarchs 40K

🎨 by John Blanche

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I love when kids mention media you were enjoying before they were even born and you're like "i know that media" and they're like

>: O !!!!!!!!!!!!

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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If I was trump I would tweet kill the boer and turn off my phone

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

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I often wonder-

If nostalgia had a color

What would it be?

Would it be yellow,

Or like the color of sunset,

Or sepia...color of remembrance,

Or crimson ..the color of autumn leaves..

Or the hue of your eyes

When sunlight kissed your face.

Or the blue in my heart

When I miss you.

I wonder how is it i miss

something that was never mine.

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Kitten, Mommy really needs you to finish her tomb complex okay?

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me drowning in a lake while my friend, 11th century french rabbi and prolific scriptural commentator Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a) stands nearby: help im drowing help me rashi

Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a): "drowing" is likely a scribal error for "drowning." "im drow[n]ing" is to say: my lungs have become filled with water, and i am struggling to breathe. "help" once followed by "help me" a second time: the first [help] is directed to the Holy One, blessed be He, and means: "may He help us by swiftly delivering the World to Come;" the second (i.e., "help me") is to invoke direct assistance in this world, spoken as if to a personal friend. the meaning of "rashi" here is unclear.

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@strexpet i need your thoughts expeditiously

I wouldn't call the rationalists a cult person se. They're more like if that pharaoh who exiled children to an island to see what language they spoke, but for philosophy.