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They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok
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Now I’m not much of a tea leaves reader. What does it mean when my tea leaves are shaped like a gun shooting a clearly identifiable picture of me?
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EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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I feel like maisy mouse should get more love on here I think she'd be besties with snoopy, miffy, etc.



look at her she's so cute
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just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy
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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
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