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his holiness, pope monke

New Pope

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How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

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yes jd vance DID in fact kill the pope 🧑‍⚖

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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oh my god he's actually croaked?! anyways rip his holiness 🕊

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i have the URGENT need to bite this cutie 😭👹

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if julia doesn't approve, then i don't approve

Please, Julia too 😭😭😭😭

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this looks like a creature roger would have a recurring nightmare of and instead of going to therapy about it he’d make gerald scarfe put it in a music video

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i want to see

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you just got boop-slapped!!

ah april fool's. just another day to go on tumblr and yell about boop omens. boop omens. boop o- what is hap- boop ome- NO i want to say BOOP omens. boop. no. BOOP omens help

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I made muriel!

i made crowley and aziraphale as worms on a string because i'm so so normal

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@s0lit4ir3 @doofydoofuz @bluestonebliss @torifuckingspring @5ducksinatrenchcoat + anyone else who wants to join :)

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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Beatles @ Padawan training camp

Paul (green)

George (blue)

Ringo (yellow)

John (red)

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Why won't Paul or Ringo just say the title of the new single already?! Paul said they used one of John's demos they were going to use during the anthology era but didn't bc the quality was too poor and couldn't fix it at the time. And Paul specifically mentioned George absolutely hated it! We all know that song is now and then, so it must be now and then that will be released- like it's so blatantly obvious macca- just say it lol!