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I'm not in the epic fandom anymore BUT

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Suchomimus anyone?

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Hi, hello, yes. I require some truly devastating, awful, no redemption to be found here, bloody sexy Hannigram fanfic. Please offer up your suggestions, oh gracious fanficsters. 🙏

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I created an AO3 account to start posting some writing, and I am so annoyed because I came up with the funniest, stupidest name for myself, but I don't want to connect myself to myself, as it were. It is KILLING me lol

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Watching Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, and it is a given that Phryne is adventurous, but I bet Jack is a kinky little freak.

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Fellas, is it gay to want a vampire to hypnotize me into a stupor so they can consume me body and blood and mind?

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Hey I Love You Thank God It’s Spring

3 colour riso prints :) available here !!

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Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales

Husband of Jonathan Joss

My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done.

Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic.

When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw.

While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired.

Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life.

Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future.

He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other.

I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved.

To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family.

My focus now is on protecting Jonathan's legacy and honoring the life we built together.

If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband.

Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built.

- Tristan Kern de Gonzales

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This is fucking heartbreaking. The cruelty of this is just unfathomable to me, but unsurprising. It seems that everywhere I turn are examples of boundless cruelty. Jonathan was a blessing in life, and may his memory forever be a blessing to us all. I will remember him. And I hope that this June is a fucking riot.

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me: I dunno...maybe I don't experience gender dysphoria and I am a fraud.

also me: *fantasizes about having breast cancer so insurance will cover a double mastectomy*

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Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

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common design mistake I've noticed

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This scene has the energy of a cat loafing yo me I almost started crying

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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

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This sounds like my CAD/CAM software, but instead of porting the code to the controller of my CNC machine, I am the controller for my little sewing machine. *nods* Most excellent.

THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...

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and i don’t think i’m wrong for saying it either.