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headcanon that Julian Bashir can dance quite well but only if his partner takes the lead

when they went out Julian and Palis would dance tango or acrobatic rock or the like and Palis always led because she knew how to and Julian let her because he's good at following rhythms and for all his insecure macho posturing he found her competency sexy and they made a game of putting his flexibility & tonus to good use to see just how far she could dip him (and they never got arrested for public indecency because technically they weren't breaking any laws but it still sure looked like it)

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POV: you're a cardassian space vole and the twink doctor is tryna grab you with his little grabbers

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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i cast Idiot Ball! *lobs a cat at you*

you know one someone loses IQ points in the vicinity of a kitty?

who's a pretty kitty tell him he's a good cat, and a pretty cat meow back at him meow meow meow play chicken with The Shredder get licked you idiot

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hey lingblr est-ce qu'on traduit le concept/jeu de mot "sinnamon roll" par "roulure à la cannelle" ?

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hmm…

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oh wait no arms and a cuticule, it's not a squid it's more of a giant space shrimp or isopod? anyhoo i still want a giant space sea-like monster plushie

i huh sort of want a plushie of the giant space squid thing munching on the Cerritos in the opening LWD credits

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Day 116 of posting Trek drawings and this time I did a trend! Here is the Quark's Bar Exclusive Limited Time Major Kira Starter Pack (No AI)!

Get your very own Major Kira collectible action figure today for only 20 strips of latinum! Only while supplies last (or until Kira notices we stole her likeness and she shuts us down and confiscates our merchandise)!

Major Kira comes with a uniform jacket, Raktajino mug, PADD, her signature phaser, and a molotov cocktail!

Anyways, this took me three hours and I am unironically so proud of it despite not being able to design packaging to save my life.

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I'm in season 3 of DS9, and there is one thing I'm 100% sure about

Garak and Bashir are not only fucking but also completely in love with each other

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help help i see Janeway play tennis in one episode and i want her to meet Bashir and have a game

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At the mall using the free wifi theres Brothers blasting on the loudspeakers hell yes daforge anthem

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prompt: "aventure littéraire" (march 10th, <i>literary adventure</i>)

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listen here punks if i see one more post tagged "tomarry" on my dash it better be Tom Paris/Harry Kim and nothing else ok?

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I swear to God if I had loads of money I would buy the biggest Blaze package they have and promote this image to the whole of France

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

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brought to you by someone accidentally misspellt psychological as phycological and my brain shortcircuited

hey tumblr can we make marine biologists AUs a thing please? out with coffee shops, i want algae study now!!

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make that kukalaka and a regnar for me please

When will star trek release an official kukalaka plus? An official cardassian vole plush?