Hey there, I'm Mambo --> Welcome to the Party. ------> Em || 27 || ENTP 7w8
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bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household
bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......
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From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
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"Banana Republic" is such an unbelievably fucked up name for a store
#okay I know it's messed up and bad#but if they brought back the original fashion shown above#I'd shop the hell outta that store
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I have a new favourite batshit rail idea
Please build it for the funny please please please
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Who is it?💕
#bet#are you a healthy-lookin' monstera or are you just happy to see me#monstera#not monster#that's a different background
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I laughed so hard I choked on saliva



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i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat
#yes to this#also it can be an extra pocket for treats#we need those#gimme the extra internal fanny pack that I can adjust please#normalize guys wearing bras too#ya know for the storage#chesticle cargo pants yes yes yes
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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!
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#if you don't ask what I want to eat like this#then don't ask at all#I will accept nothing but the lil guy
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