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boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”

me:

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i cant believe this website is a fucking fourth grader

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↖ easily manipulated by dogs

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can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

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susan is EVERYTHING

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if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

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“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

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For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology​

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the deadliest mass shooting in US history was committed by a white american. never forget that.

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When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

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I want to be the first thing you touch in the morning and the last thing you taste at night.

Sade Andria Zabala (via thelovejournals)

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Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.