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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together
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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
#this is so time and time again for real#finally a came back wrong post that actually fits all the way#yes yes yes#this is what its about#'im sorry it hurt you so bad when i died'#'anyone would be lucky to get to know you *once*'
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all yall go check out the webcomic Ruinous Fortune, not only is the creator my birthday buddy (HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @snowwraith!!) but it's just a really fun interesting comic with the best atmosphere and delicious character designs :)
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thinking again about vampirism as disability
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#fave#yeah this is an all time fave#all time fave#I have to watch it like 4 times every time I see it
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*hikes up my pant leg and points to a jagged scar* you see that? heh...yeah...that's from a gnome bite. it got really badly infected because the gnome was in a sugar rush. scary stuff...but i made it out *flexes my bicep* Ladies,
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Do doctors have trouble drawing blood from you
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
#tagged for me#yeah this is me#this is what happens when i get high#but also is a pretty consistent state of being
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call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.
#aslan is trying to kill me#and SpongeBob SquarePants is trying to protect me#so honestly it just comes down to who is gonna get me killed first#id say i end up cartoonishly avoiding every attempt on my lie#but the key element here is that SpongeBob is TRYING to save me#so either the whole town ends up on fire or im in a full body cast by the end of this#if he wasnt trying id be safer
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The Randomizer
#hex and calm emotions#im either winning fights or avoiding them#and supporting my friends wayyy better#theyre definitely not unfathomable power but I would abuse them#so
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what the fuck why would anyone call it that
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if tumblr was a forest i'd "re-log" posts ha ha
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#another all time fave#its just so funny#'honestly dont know how to earn that fifth star' also lives in my brain
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
#fave#all time fave#reblogging this to make sure I have it#its a post I think about ALL THE TIME#and I want to reference it all the time but I know that just quoting it. if someone doesnt know. then. theres no way to tell its me memeing#do I still do it sometimes yes. however
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