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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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she’s right

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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this