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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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“ i love shopping for shoes!”i said with joys

“Fuck you.” said my huge feet who was actually the Fuck You nothing fits you guy

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Uhh drone hypno but make it toxic workplace yaoi

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I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

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that stupid shithead shinji isn’t around…time to watch orange

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Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

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Feel bad for the witch artist cuz imagine you create a lesbian witch oc and then 5 years later she's now associated with a white supremacist #Cozy remake of Disco Elysium

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i'll buy the penis and popcorn

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Oh god why does it have his ugly ass face as the app icon

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the only way to save the earth is to develop more amusement park rides that decapitate white children

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i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

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Huh. It’s one of those days where I like having a dick. Cool