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Minho: remember jimmy neutron?
Key: yeah, but I haven’t seen it in years
Minho: what was the superhero the nerdy kid loved?
Key: ultra lord, and his name was sheen
Minho: yes, thank you. When’s my birthday?
Key:
Minho: when’s my birthday kibum
Key:
Key: happy b—
Minho: it was yesterday
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Minho: I just have a hard time standing up to Key, he never listens to what I want…
Onew: well, you just have to sit him down and tell him “I’m a grownup. I make my own decisions.”
Minho: …you want me to brag about you to Key?
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EVERYONE LOOK AT THESE!!!
two yonkoma (?) (read from top to bottom) and a classic as an illustration! Idea for the comic from @shinee-really-said-this ! thank you!!! uwu
shinee slowtember for vegetable!
i tried somethings a lil bit different for the shading in v2 and thought i'd share it as well
#the why do you keep cooking one is lowkey one of my fave quotes haha#seriously keep up the good work!! your style is so unique and charming#and the jjong in the corner LOL#art#oh also I forgot to add pink haired jjong is my favorite jjong era
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Jonghyun: hey could you pick up a gallon of milk from the store? And if they have avocados get six
Minho, returning with six gallons of milk: they had avocados
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Minho: and what do we say when life disappoints us?
Onew: called it
Minho: No—
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Taemin: asked my mom why I stopped martial arts when I was a kid and she said she saw “a great darkness in my eyes”
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Onew: alright let’s do some brainstorming. When I say choreography, what words do you think of? Just off the top of your head
Minho: choreographer
Key: nope, can’t say a word with the word
Jonghyun: this isn’t taboo
Taemin: incest!
SHINee: …
Taemin: it’s taboo in like, every culture
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Minho: I was doing CrossFit on the night in question
Detective: you’re not even a subject
Minho: I just wanted you to know
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IM OBSESSED WITH THESE!!!
Two yonkoma(?) I made based of @shinee-really-said-this posts aaaa, I tried my best!
those also fit for the shineeslowtember lol, sleepy they sure are!
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Onew: wait so you told them you spent money you didn’t actually spend, and then you took the money and kept it in a bag hidden in your room?
Taemin: mm-hmm
Onew: isn’t that… embezzlement?
Taemin: *scoff* embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket
Jonghyun: I think you mean bedazzling
Key: which is also a crime
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Jonghyun: do you have chicken?
Waiter: no, we have beef
Jonghyun: oh we have— WE HAVE BEEF??? Minho hold my breadsticks—
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Taemin, after breaking into Key’s house: so I bet you’re wondering why I’m here
Key: yeah, kind of??
Taemin: well, get ready to die
Key:
Taemin: not because I’m gonna kill you, it’s just a really funny story
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Taemin: permission to express myself through dance, your honor
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Minho, sending an outfit selfie in the group chat: thoughts?
Key: and prayers
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SHINee as tweets
Onew

Jonghyun

Key
Minho
Taemin
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Jonghyun: awww what’s your dogs name?
Neighbor: homer
Jonghyun: *yelling to Minho* TRY HOMER
Minho: *at computer* DIDNT WORK
Neighbor:
Jonghyun: what’s your favorite number?
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Key: I have a fantastic memory, name one time I forgot something
Minho: you left me in a Walmart parking lot like three days ago
Key: that was intentional, try again
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