mandylittlemole

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I had this day today where things were sort of off. There was a lost dog in my yard that I thought was a coyote. I realized he was lost and went to find him and when I stepped outside the sky was purple. I didn't find the dog and o couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the sky. Within minutes the sunset was gone. I started crying. I don't know why. Something about today was off in a very beautiful and emotional way. I hope the dog finds his way home.

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#Cheerios in your apple pie | our new hit single 🎶

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Cabin Life

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Betty, we should totally live together again someday. #nursinghome #roomies

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It was awesome when your cigarette was still lit after we got in a car accident. #2004 #betzNmandy #memories

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Spring has sprung. #springhaassprung #greenthumb

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Dressed up my hotel slippers with a #sharpie. 🐰 #bunnyslippers #diy #hotelivy

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I am me. #iamme

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Today's mantra: Must put Christmas decorations away.🎄 #mandyproblems #xmasinmarch #christmas #why #enfp

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Create something every day | #creative #beyourself #juiceisloose 👍

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Virtual creative brainstorming sesh. No one needs to know I am wearing a #Graceland tshirt. #lipstick #feelingfab #imsofancy

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Do all smoke detector batteries need to be changed in the middle the night? #why #beep #3AM #beep #beep 👎😴❤️

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I love baby fat. #slomo #blubberchubber 🍼

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The Middle Finger

I was 18 years old and working as a seasonal employee for the city I grew up in.  I did a lot of things during the summer of 1999 that would become city worker folk lore.  I drove the city truck over a large drinking fountain and flipped the bird to my boss in the break room.  The drinking fountain destruction was genuinely an accident, but the bird to my boss was not.  

I reflected on the middle finger incident the other day. It wasn't very lady like or respectful to give my boss the finger.  In my defense, I was mostly doing it to be silly.  I remember there was some friendly banter going on and then I decided to flip the bird to take the banter one step further.  I didn't realize the pavement had ended and I stepped off a cliff with my "one step further" bit.

He was mad.  

He let everyone else leave early that day and I had to stay and clean out some disgusting waste water sewage tank.  I kept apologizing telling him that I was just kidding.  He wasn't buying it.

Sorry Todd. I really only meant it as a joke.

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Do you ever want to put an orange peel on your face because it smells so good? #citrus #yum

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Happy Valentine's Day! #kanye #humor

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On repeat. #procrastinating #timber #over30 #sorryimnotsorry #pitbull