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My mom: "which one is moomin?"
Me: "the little white guy"
My mom: "so who's the hippo?"
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i still remember the boy i know who dropped his toast and said "why me! why me! world says no, every time i smile!"
working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
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Everybody needs that one friend who's better at piracy than you so you can ask for links to tv shows or perhaps movies and they just Have them. They're like genies. This is a priceless gift when unfamiliar links scare you when you try to google Watch free online yourself. Very literally it does not have a price. You aren't paying for it
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Not very much this month (June) but two pieces I'm proud of, and a lot half-finished. The first thing I did this month was the last member of my Tau's diplomatic corps - a House Griem Attache who I felt had a good look, and a Sister Dialogus made from one of the Triumph Of St Katherine attendants to join him.
I then painted the crew for some as-yet-unfinished vehicles, before moving on to Helbrecht himself! He's a big man and the leader of the faction so I wanted to put some proper time into him and do him justice, and he ended up taking up basically the entire month. I'm pretty pleased with how he came out in the end - hoping to get him on a table tomorrow.
Next month I want to finish my Storm Speeder and Land Raider. The Storm Speeder is nearly done, and the Land Raider is an extremely old, extremely simple model, so hopefully neither will be too onerous. After that, some more templar infantry perhaps - I bought some intercessors and crusaders on a whim because I wanted to assemble something (I was getting pretty burned out on Helbrecht) and it would be good to take one of those off the list and get them ready to play with for an event I'm going to with friends in early August.
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when you start a new roll of bin bags and have to put the first bag in right away so you can throw out the paper label. divine auto-cannibalism. subsumption of the self in pursuit of rebirth. quite existential.
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code monkey like fritos…. code monkey like tab and mountain dew…
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
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