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Sick Sylus that's too weak to switch TV channels. So all he can do is groan and roll over as you force him to watch reality TV.

But there's no escaping the reality tv allure. Not with real housewives, not with love is blind and definitely not with 90 day fiancé.

Maybe the bitter meds are actually melting his brain because why is he enjoying this. He finds himself peeking an eye open as Big Ed shows up on the screen. He's disgusted by that man, but Ed also has his full attention. He's watched the whole spin off series on him now, he refuses to believe the man is that pathetic. He refuses to believe he has a fiancé and he absolutely fucking refuses to believe people watch this crap.

He also thinks Love is Blind is really stupid. But it's damn near brilliant how they keep getting nonsensical people just bound to fail. Well, he admits, it is heart-warming when occasionally couples actually make it to- wait.

He needs to stop. Cancel that Bravo and Netflix subscription- actually he needs to throw the whole TV set outside.

The next time when you visit, he's feeling better. You step in the room waving the homemade bento, "wake up big guy, I got you crystal meth."

Sylus grunts in his sleep, "Nice try Brandi."

His eyes fly open the moment he realises what he's said. A nervous sort of silence filling up the room and he can practically see the way the ends of your mouth twitch up,

"you were watching Real Housewives." you say

Sylus considers denying it. He thinks of making a quick joke and evading the truth but he's still so sick. It's too much work to think up of a comeback. He looks at you with red-eyes still feverish, "Brandi thinks Kim was doing crystal meth in the bathroom. I kind of agree."

You grin. "And?"

Sylus sighs into his pillow, "you have to tell me if Zack and Bliss end up together or I'm not watching that season of Love Is Blind."

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Sylus and his dragon instincts- Giving gifts.

Dragons bring back spoils of their hunt.

Back in the mountains it would be bones, animal and human, small pieces scraped and polished until smooth. At times carved with whirls and curves that resembles rising smoke, strung together to form a necklace or headwear.

Its so instinctual that even now he can't help but get you something similar. Maybe less grotesque, but spoils of war nonetheless. Protocores humming with metaflux and jewels pulled off corpses, EVER official's modified revolvers wiped clean for your use. He brings something home without fail.

Shiny things.

Lets be honest he loves anything that glitters. It could be a piece of jewellery or an antique, resting on the shelf of an old shop's display. Something you'd walk past, but Sylus notices it just as the sun catches it. Right away he's already thinking about slipping it on you.

If you wear something shiny outside, you'll notice him staring at the jewel a second longer than usual, allowing himself to enjoy just how right they look on you.

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I got my mom to rate the lads men😭😭

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Military wife ERAAA is overrrrr AHHHHH.

They all looked so awkward in their weverse lives ahahah. Let's hope Jin gives them time to decompress instead of throwing them in a zombie run episode immediately lmao. Although that actually worked. It took hoseok about 3 seconds to forget his military training and turn back into Hobi.

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nothing is funnier to me than MC being a princess with Sylus because what do you mean he handed her a milk tea in the middle of a car chase

and she silently demanded a straw like they’re not actively being shot at - AND HE PUT THE STRAW IN FOR HER

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You can just tell everyone let out their inner freak that night....

—Posting this here cos the quality is ass in tiktok since it compresses the images a lot. I had this idea where MC is a rich girl and threw a crazy surprise party for Caleb's bday and it eventually led to some crazy shii along with the other LIs tagged in. She documented everything through pictures in her phone while she was drunk btw.

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Who do you guys think is the disney adult in lads? 😞😞

I vote Caleb that man cried watching Moana 100%

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*sobs* They're the same 😭😭😭😭😭

Mr Fussy fishie

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I have seen every possible queer Lads ship on this website AND ITS NOT ENOUGH *FROTHS AT THE MOUTH* SEND ME MORE CALEB JIEJIE STUFF SOMEONE PLEASE

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SWF Sylus x MC things~

When he takes your hobbies way too seriously.

Its a hobby you picked up on random, and Sylus returned one day to find you surrounded by a plethora of crochet material. After two very loud, very teary claims of giving up on this (and he quotes) " nightmarish noodling" and a wrist band purchase you successfully made a duck. He says successfully with a lot of liberty because in no way did it look like one, but that's okay.

And ever since then, to the surprise of the entire Onnichynus base you crochet him hats.

A beanie with snail eyes and a frog bucket hat, a Chopper hat with antlers and a jellyfish beanie with multi-coloured extensions. You got more and more creative with each masterpiece, and eventually there was one shaped as a frying pan with a smiley egg inside.

Although he was very proud of your determination to get better, you were sad about them not turning as perfect as you wanted. That's no good now is it? Maybe you just need some encouragement to keep going, so Sylus starts seriously wearing them outside.

He is a dragon after all and dragons show off their wealth. So you bet he would wear the damn frog hat to go blow up EVER headquarters.

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Sylus girlies are the ones who would like a man that gives princess treatment without holding it against them when they're making a point about women's rights.

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Zayne has steady hands. Obviously, he's a surgeon, even in the most stressful situations they don't waver.

Unless ofcourse you ask him to brush the eyelash off your cheek. You'll see them tremble slightly then.

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MC and her harem sleepy time yes pleasee T^T T^T T^T T^T

Hrrrr mimimi hrrrrr mimimi

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WAIT ARE YOU DESI?

YES MA'AM! local marathi mulgi here

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Sylus is the designated girl dad of the fandom, but lets talk about girl dad Zayne for a second T^T. He would literally be what Professor Plutonium was to the power puff girls ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀).

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Now that we know Sylus canonically games, do ya'll think angry! MC would at times take away his gaming privileges?

Imagine him waking up to the whole room revamped, all his gaming pods gone, nothing but an old windows computer with an angry note on its loading screen.

Now his punishment is to play the duped, free version of club penguin and ponder upon what he did wrong.

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I would give anything for the 6th LI to be a woman. But this damned cruel world continues to deny me joy.