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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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Ass fat because I been eating people. I’ve been cutting up and eating people
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“Okay mr fart” and “yeah for a poop car” exist in the same realm in my mind


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Often you will see authors say ‘I do not condone the contents of this fictional story’ at the start. well that is just nonsense, I think torturing beautiful men against their will and cannibalism is pretty based and fully condone it
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Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*
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having an oc you love dearly but you created when you were very much 15 and going through it is rough because you realize you forgot to give him a personality besides being depressed
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wanted to post a wip because its been a really long time since i drew
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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"
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