manlinessdojo
manlinessdojo
Manliness starts here!
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Tired of being weak, lonely and a coward? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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"Samejima, unfortunately, business has been hard for me recently, and I'll no longer be able to run my class. I hope you understand. Hopefully the other Friendship teacher can pick up the slack."
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“Ummmm, is that so? Well, I’m sure whatever else you’re up to is also manly, so I see no problem. We hope to see you again at the Manliness Dojo someday, Riful!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Student Application!
Name: Makoto Naegi
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Class you want to attend (Feel free to give more detailed descriptions based on the basic outlines from the about page): 
“Manliness Training” particularly for the physical body, because if there’s one thing I can say I have, it’s mental fortitude…I think.
Previous manly experience:
(You get the feeling that Naegi had little idea what to write here.)
I’ve made a career out of fighting against the forces of Despair back home, saving groups of my fellow students, if that counts. In the city here I’ve done my best to see the civilians safe from harm.
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“Ohhhh, you fought against Despair? That’s pretty manly of ya! Despair’s one of the most unmanliest forces in the universe, so anyone who can resist its power is certainly on the right path to be a true man. Welcome to the Dojo, Makoto!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Manliness Dojo’s Great Promotion!
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Tired of being someone weak and unable to protect your friends? Exhausted from being alone, as social interactions frighten you? Unable to stand comments about how you’re a coward, always fleeing from fights or life’s adversities? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
The Manliness Dojo is something akin to a gym, as it offers services for the strengthening of one’s body, but is much more than that! Here, the students can also learn friendship techniques and hone their mind and spirit so that fear won’t domain their mind anymore. We assure you that that word will soon be forgotten of your vocabulary!
(Note from the Narrator: Despite the name, the Manliness Dojo is open to both men, women and other kinds of gender. The owner is an idiot that doesn’t get that this term isn’t really politically correct, despite his being completely in favor of gender equality.)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Manliness Dojo’s Great Promotion!
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Tired of being someone weak and unable to protect your friends? Exhausted from being alone, as social interactions frighten you? Unable to stand comments about how you’re a coward, always fleeing from fights or life’s adversities? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
The Manliness Dojo is something akin to a gym, as it offers services for the strengthening of one’s body, but is much more than that! Here, the students can also learn friendship techniques and hone their mind and spirit so that fear won’t domain their mind anymore. We assure you that that word will soon be forgotten of your vocabulary!
(Note from the Narrator: Despite the name, the Manliness Dojo is open to both men, women and other kinds of gender. The owner is an idiot that doesn’t get that this term isn’t really politically correct, despite his being completely in favor of gender equality.)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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FORM FOR STUDENTS:
Name: Lancelot du Lac Photo: 
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Class you want to attend 
(Feel free to give more detailed descriptions based on the basic outlines from the about page): “
Friendship Lessons.  I displayed a distressing inability to put my own desires aside for the sake of my King and fellow knights.”
Previous manly experience: “I’m afraid I don’t quite know if and how the concept of manliness has changed since my time, but I fought many a foe for the sake of Camelot’s people, including the Saxons, enemy knights, and dragons.  I also once defeated the other Knights of the Round Table in a single tournament, though I am not quite sure if that constitutes a ‘manly’ action.  Please forgive my ignorance.”
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“Woooo, you’ve fought dragons?! That’s definitely manly in my book! Still, there’s no such thing as too much manliness, so this Dojo is open to people from all manliness levels. Welcome aboard, dude!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Manliness Dojo’s Great Opening!
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Tired of being someone weak and unable to protect your friends? Exhausted from being alone, as social interactions frighten you? Unable to stand comments about how you’re a coward, always fleeing from fights or life’s adversities? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
The Manliness Dojo is something akin to a gym, as it offers services for the strengthening of one’s body, but is much more than that! Here, the students can also learn friendship techniques and hone their mind and spirit so that fear won’t domain their mind anymore. We assure you that that word will soon be forgotten of your vocabulary!
(Note from the Narrator: Despite the name, the Manliness Dojo is open to both men, women and other kinds of gender. The owner is an idiot that doesn’t get that this term isn’t really politically correct, despite his being completely in favor of gender equality.)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Name: Frisk Photo: 
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 (Totally not a nine year old in a fake mustache, clearly an adult) Class you want to teach: How Not to Stab People - Friendship for Beginners. A remedial friendship class for those who are thought to be hopeless cases. Previous manly experience: I’m the official monster-human ambassador in my world. And I also made it through the entire underworld by befriending monsters instead of hurting them. What do you understand by manliness and why do you deem yourself worthy of teaching it?: To be honest, I don’t understand manliness. I think that’s more of Aaron’s thing with all his flexing contests. I just understand friendship. It’s really the only thing I know. And being determined.
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“A modest model, I see here. Please, my friend, if you understand friendship and determination to its core, then you’ve domained at least 70% of manliness! You and your mustache will be welcome at the Manliness Dojo!”
Honestly, Frisk, he’d have hired you with a mustache or not. Manliness has no age limit!
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Manliness Dojo’s Great Opening!
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Tired of being someone weak and unable to protect your friends? Exhausted from being alone, as social interactions frighten you? Unable to stand comments about how you’re a coward, always fleeing from fights or life’s adversities? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
The Manliness Dojo is something akin to a gym, as it offers services for the strengthening of one’s body, but is much more than that! Here, the students can also learn friendship techniques and hone their mind and spirit so that fear won’t domain their mind anymore. We assure you that that word will soon be forgotten of your vocabulary!
(Note from the Narrator: Despite the name, the Manliness Dojo is open to both men, women and other kinds of gender. The owner is an idiot that doesn’t get that this term isn’t really politically correct, despite his being completely in favor of gender equality.)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Name: Kotoura Haruka
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Class you want to attend (Feel free to give more detailed descriptions based on the basic outlines from the about page): Friendship Lessons and Manliness Training
Previous manly experience: None. I’m really not manly, but I’m willing to learn!
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“Kotoura, I’ve been waiting for this app! Your first name’s Haruka, huh? So Haruka’ll be what I’ll call you from now on. First name basis is the best indicative of the closeness between friends. In any case, I’m happy to have you as part of our manly team!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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...*Sigh*
Name: Zenon
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Class you want are being annoyed into attending: “Friendship Lessons…though honestly, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t a way to get the Child and her pet Barbarian to cease their nagging.”
Previous manly experience: “‘Previous manly experience’?  Really?”  She lets out a sigh.  "I can punch a mountain into non-existence.  Excessive shows of force are a stereotypical 'manly’ attribute, are they not?“
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(Hey, sorry, but I can’t accept this app. Samejima’s blog is affiliated with Citta Alveare and his main storyline involves that group, including the dojo. We can’t RP with non-Citta people using Citta exclusive scenarios, so Zenon can’t enter the Manliness Dojo. If you ever decide to join Citta, however, feel free to send this again!)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Manliness Dojo’s Great Opening!
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Tired of being someone weak and unable to protect your friends? Exhausted from being alone, as social interactions frighten you? Unable to stand comments about how you’re a coward, always fleeing from fights or life’s adversities? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
The Manliness Dojo is something akin to a gym, as it offers services for the strengthening of one’s body, but is much more than that! Here, the students can also learn friendship techniques and hone their mind and spirit so that fear won’t domain their mind anymore. We assure you that that word will soon be forgotten of your vocabulary!
(Note from the Narrator: Despite the name, the Manliness Dojo is open to both men, women and other kinds of gender. The owner is an idiot that doesn’t get that this term isn’t really politically correct, despite his being completely in favor of gender equality.)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Name: Riful of the West Photo: 
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Class you want to attend: Martial Arts Previous manly experience: A lot, let’s just say that. however, I feel I need a refresher on hand to hand combat. I’m been quite a while since I used it seriously.
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“I’d be more than glad to help you practicizing your techniques, Riful! Don’t worry, there’ll be no schedule problems with this, so you can keep giving your own classes. Welcome to the discent body!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Student Aplication
Name: Karen Sanchez  Photo:
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Class you want to attend (Feel free to give more detailed descriptions based on the basic outlines from the about page): The Friendship Lessons (They seem interesting and if anyone can teach this child another form a combat that would be a plus.) Previous manly experience: I usually use a sword as a weapon, to be honest considering my lack of progress, learning some hand-to-hand combat would be nice.
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“Look at that, our first official student! Now, knowing swordmanship by itself doesn’t really count as a previous manly experience, but you’ve come here as a student, so you just need some guiding towards the true meaning of manliness. The Manliness Dojo welcomes you, dude!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Can teachers be students in other classes if they need refreshing?
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“Sure they can! Manliness is composed of multiple aspects, so a teacher can perfectly hone their skills at other areas by attending classes! Why wouldn’t they be allowed to do that, really?”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Manliness Dojo’s Great Opening!
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Tired of being someone weak and unable to protect your friends? Exhausted from being alone, as social interactions frighten you? Unable to stand comments about how you’re a coward, always fleeing from fights or life’s adversities? Then, my friend, this dojo is for you!
The Manliness Dojo is something akin to a gym, as it offers services for the strengthening of one’s body, but is much more than that! Here, the students can also learn friendship techniques and hone their mind and spirit so that fear won’t domain their mind anymore. We assure you that that word will soon be forgotten of your vocabulary!
(Note from the Narrator: Despite the name, the Manliness Dojo is open to both men, women and other kinds of gender. The owner is an idiot that doesn’t get that this term isn’t really politically correct, despite his being completely in favor of gender equality.)
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Teacher Application
Name: Captain America || Steve Rogers Photo:
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  Class you want to teach: Mixed Martial Arts, Gymnastics, Kickboxing, Strength training Previous manly experience: Captain of the Avengers, Commander of the Secret Avengers, I run a pole gymnastics class in the city too I guess if that counts.  What do you understand by manliness and why do you deem yourself worthy of teaching it?: Manliness is a bit of a strange term for it, but I suppose it encompasses courage and strength and the desire to become a better person. To be that one that people turn to and that others can rely upon. A strong sense of ethics combined with the instinct to help those around you along with broad shoulders to carry the weight of the world on. Strength, courage, determination, justice, self belief… I could go on.
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“Oh, hey, Steve! Nice seeing you came to work here! Nice definition of manliness there, couldn’t have put it better. Sorry about the lateness about the opening, ya’no how complicated things are here in Hive. In any case, consider yourself ACCEPTED!”
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manlinessdojo · 10 years ago
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Name: Alba Fruhling  Photo: 
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Job you’re looking for: Medical Team  Previous qualification for said job: Even though my Mana Maker-kun is still restricted, I can still use my healing magic as much as I can. 
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“Whoa, a medical guy, Hero? I didn’t know you had access to that. Guess that having been hurt so many times before must have given you a good knowledge of how to heal others, huh?” As if, Samejima.
“In any case, you’re certainly ACCEPTED!! Hope you enjoy your time here!”
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