Poop as we know it is an uncomfortable topic to discuss. It's something we all have in common, but it's one of the more taboo things to converse about, except, however when it comes to babies. Since they tend to soil themselves so often it's often times a joy to discuss and in many instances, early on, a barometer for the baby's transition from the womb to their real world life. Short of it... Poop holds a lot of weight in baby convo's. I recently had a poop-tastrophe of sorts mid diaper change. I thought it a good idea to do a quickie diaper change without my son's changing mat. I admit I did consider bringing it out, unfolding it, lifting my son and then setting it down beneath him, but quickly decided against this as I thought it was going to be a quick and uneventful change. WRONG. Once I unfastened his diaper all seemed normal, until I turned my head to grab a clean one. BAM! In a blink his anal cavity began twitching and out came a glop of caca. Instantly I shoved the new pamper under his bottom and raced for some wipes. I found myself wiping away the caquita as it continued to make its grand exit (to avoid soiling the brand new diaper), but then I caught myself and allowed the soiling to occur. When he was done, I conducted a thorough investigation of the premises and was happy to see that none of my couch had been jeopardized. I quickly changed his newly soiled diaper and made sure to wrap it up quickly. After I was done I swear he let out a giggle and gave me a tiny wink. Almost as if to let me know that I'm his bitch! In closing... Don't gamble when changing a diaper. Use the mat and prep all your gear in time. This will help you avoid a lot of close calls, or even worse... epic fails.
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Our intention was to not introduce the pacifier to our son. However, that went out the window when it afforded us opportunities to get some quick bursts of sleep.
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Tony Parker takes his game-sealing jumper right before the shot clock expired. The basket gave San Antonio a four-point lead with five seconds to go in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. (Greg Nelson/SI)
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