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cassian: *hunched over, crying in a corner*

azriel: uh cass?

cassian: nothING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

azriel: umm okk

cassian: pizzas are round

azriel:

cassian: but they come in squares AND WE EAT THEM AS TRIANGLES

azriel: aye??

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Cassian: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit

Feyre: But wisdom is not putting it in a salad

Cassian: Well Feyre, philosophy is wondering is that means tomato sauce is a smoothi-

Azriel: and its common sence knowing that tomato sauce isnt a fuckiNG smoothie you're just nasty

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Eldie: Pumpkin spice and everything nice!

Lorcan: *heart eyes*

Alein: *smirks*

Lorcan: i aM THE LORD OF DEATH

Aelin:

Aelin: Sure sure.

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Yeah I'm amazing

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Elain: let's get in the Halloween spirit and make ghosts!

Amen: *proceeds to take out wepons*

Elain:

Amren:

Az: uh Amren that's not what Elain ment

#elriel for life #murder is better anyway

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Aelin: It's interesting really

Aelin: How the brain works

Aelin: Electricity tells the meat to make good slime and bad slime and some people make more bad slime than good slime-

Lorcan: That's clinical depression.

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If ToG characters went to school today:

Aelin: My stomach growled in French.

Lysandra: BONJOUR AELIN'S STOMACH

Aelin: *whacks Lysandra with a textbook*

Aelin: French class you idiottt

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Aelin: *sneaking out to fight demons*

Rowan: Let me come with you Aelin

Aelin: Stop worrying about me I'll be fine!

Aelin: *picks up a lamp*

Aelin: *throws it at Rowan*

Aelin: You need to 'lighten up' ;)

Rowan:

Aelin: ;)))

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Elide: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

Aelin: Holding a knife to their neck usually does the trick for me

Elide:

Lorcan: As a boy I can confirm that makes me really nervous

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Actually friendly reminder

Sam finally got to see Celenea again.

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Jesper and Wylan:

*sitting in awkward silence*

Jesper:

Wylan:

Wylan: So do you like bread?

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Aedion: Do you ever think about the fact that we pay money to see other people?

Lysandra: Are you talking about prostitution?

Aelin: Concerts?

Rowan: Boat tickets?

Evangeline: What about glasses?

Aedion: That's my girl.

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Ron: Hermione!!

Hermione: What??

Harry: We just found out that Priests can't deny you when you ask them to bless something...

Ron: So say hello to the blessed Crookshanks of Hogwarts!!

Hermione:

Hermione: What the he...

Ron: Excuse me, watch your tongue around the holy cat.

Harry: Yea Hermione, I am so disappointed in you right now I can't even.

Hermione: Bruh

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Lorcan: *arguing with Aelin*

Lorcan: You can't spell stupid without u!

Aelin: Well there's an I in stupid too!

Lorcan:

Lorcan: Can't argue with that.

Aelin: Wai-

Rowan: *chuckling in the background*

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Aelin: *eating chocolate cake at 3am*

Rowan: *sleeping peacefully*

Aelin: ROWANNNN

Rowan: *is not asleep anymore*

Aelin: YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU'RE STRESSED YOU EAT DESSERT!?

Rowan:

Rowan: Is it because dessert backwards is stressed?

Aelin: *tearfully* I'm so proud of you

Aelin: You finally understand my 3am thoughts!

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To all black people...

We are here, we are with you.

We cried when Nehemia died, when Sartaq told Nesryn I love you, when Yrene healed Chaol. We cried when Inej fell and when Kingsley fought.

Like we did for them we cry for you. We support you. We are here and we are with you.

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Nesta: Making my way downtown, walking fast-

Cassian: Nesta!

Nesta: waLKING FASTER