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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine

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I’m hungry but I’m going to start cooking in two and a half hours so obviously I can’t eat NOW

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Me getting gay married while our friend we asked to dress as a bride to mess with people receives horrible news (her car is getting towed)

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I think on Father’s Day there should be a duel tradition called No Fathers Day where you take your friends with no dad/terrible dads to go do something someone’s dad would take them to do. Fishing, Colonial Williamsburg, maritime museum, car show, etc. Similar thing with Mother’s Day.

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i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

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“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

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My first submission was to clear up my backlog of distractions so I can work on the important thing (my friend’s birthday gift belated by almost a month now as of 4th June). I figured I would get started once that was done. How foolish… they produce offspring. I need to break this into chunks.

This month I will finish two (2) shrimps.

Two shrimps!

@weirdstrangeandawful, how goes the shrimps?

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