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@pokenerd265 every time yall are in the wokesite calling i have to figure out what kind of esex is going down like this btw

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it all started when he was diagnosed with lung cancer
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can someone kill this guy

My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.
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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.
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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer
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when are they coming out with fentanyl cookie
i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.
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reassuring texts to receive from a friend in EMT training

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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@pokenerd265 your littl e gay game
i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.
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