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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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The important questions of what if bird were fruit
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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"good night" <- guy who is about to reblog 3-11 more posts
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me
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You cant even keep a straight face anymore. Because of joke.
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I鈥檝e gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel
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