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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

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Fish seeing me drink all the water:

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here's a picture of the roaring knight getting hit by a car i hope you like it

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There are too many Guilty Gear Strive characters, who should I play?

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HELP ONE OF MY OOMFIES SENT ME THIS AND I CAN T SOTP LAUGHING

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reel took me the fuck out

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my dash rn is just . 🥰