My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
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second thenapost of the day because im going through my posts and i couldve SWORN i posted this before but uh,, i cant find it?? anywhere on my blog??
OLD ART‼️‼️‼️‼️ its from june of last year oops. ive definitely improved since then v_v
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tumblr is good because one post will be a paragraphs-long heartfelt analysis that makes me feel a glimmer of shrimp emotion. then the next will be the worst possible string of words together I have ever had the misfortune of seeing with mine eyes
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this too shall pass
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happy lesbian visibility week
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breezy
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Calliope
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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YEAHHHHHHHH
Finding someone that understands The Character™ the same way you do
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Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)
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why can’t i be cuddling a pretty boy right now life is unfair
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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
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ArT iS iMpOrTaNt
don't cry craft
@danielhowell + @amazingphil + dost thou wish to live deliciously ft. slime
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