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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Are you fucking yearning for Usagi

being a faggot for someone has you do embarrassing ass shit like trying to look after yourself better not just health wise but appearance wise and mindset wise and how embarrassing /j

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im gonna make out with how you write Dee

fingers are forming callouses from playing guitar and my journal is getting used with my new favorite pen and the sun is warm and there is so much time to do everything and i’m excited to live

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Maybe u need. Hand massage

gnawing on my aching fingers to relieve them what am i a starving dog …. it kind of works and thats the worst part of it

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yeah, come here we can make out sloppy style but platonically

sharing writing w ppl is so embarrassing like i can share art with little problem but if its writing im all “sorry its just one sentence ik thats only 7 words thats just 7 words im sorry u font have to read it at all actually u can just ignore it its fine i took half an hour to write 7 words and its rly bad u dont have to read it fr actually ill just delete it for you here”

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okay but like. I'd make out with ur writing skills Dee. Don't fuckig test me

sharing writing w ppl is so embarrassing like i can share art with little problem but if its writing im all “sorry its just one sentence ik thats only 7 words thats just 7 words im sorry u font have to read it at all actually u can just ignore it its fine i took half an hour to write 7 words and its rly bad u dont have to read it fr actually ill just delete it for you here”

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Too late ive eaten EVERYHIIINGGGGG!!!! now... TF2 horror... :sideye: That shit... Yummmy i find so many tf2 horror videos on my youtbe tis ot even funny i could make a whole playlist of em

the way ur hunger games respawn system reminds me the TEAM FORTRESS TWO horror film Emesis Blue /pos

I also... Need to eat ur art itsso tasty

HONESTLY SPEAKING? It probably slightly influenced or inspired me without even me realizing bc I used to be so obsessed w tf2 and w emesis blue /silly

Listen what can I say? I’m a sucker for having consequences from trying to defy the laws of death and living type shit

But also thank you!!! Please don’t eat it all-

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damn

can i call you a faggot in public or will u stab me

three other people have called me a faggot in public already im pretty sure ur a bit behind /j /silly

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this video kills me they literally look like they're reading ancient scrolls

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Reach Madness Sex!?!??!?!!?!?!?!

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

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This is a reminder to:

Never mention a possible pregnancy/abortion to anyone, especially not through a social media app messaging service such as messenger, WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, Snapchat, etc.

Delete all period tracking apps and to start tracking using a planner or physical calendar

Book appointments for a form of birth control if possible, or to always carry condoms for yourself and other

Look into sterilization options if that is the route you want to go down (here is a list of 1000 doctors willing to sterilize you without a fight)

Protect your fellow person, protect the women in your life, the queer people, the disabled people, everyone will be affected by this

Form communities. Tell your people that you love them. Protect one another. Check in on one another. None of us are alone.

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BARKS AT YOU THIS IS SO GOOD

my seto lore yippeee

(seto in specific because he's the one i've thought most about and have seen a lot for different interpretations of)

seto lives in the forest far away from many after the end of his village which taught him magic. he lives outside any full civilization and has since he was a preteen. He spent the time studying and learning, to which be became a harpy as result of. he slowly grew back into human civilization as people began leaning on him for help with various magical ailments or situations requiring help. (think like. zecora from my little pony!)

see in my scenario at some point in magic usage, your magic will change your body. that is a natural process, sort of like how sharpening a blade changes its angle! your magic needs the best possible vessel to be truly used to its potential and it WILL find it. magic is a tradeoff in that sense. as such, the further you get into it, the more the changes happen. its not overnight its over several years but CANNOT be undone.

he is very separated from most of humanity, not really having any friends for a while and not seeking contact, in his teenage years he was entirely focused on magic and learning how to wield it. this devotion was something developed within his childhood as he saw how his magic lashed out and was very capable of hurting people, and being recomended to hone in his magic and slowly grow to weild it- eventually connecting the ideas of 'studying magic' with 'being safer to be around'. in these teenage years he neglected his own physical health beyond what would allow him to continue practicing, barely noticing the small changes happening around him and inside of him. by the time he connects the changes in his body to a form he is too far in and much too emotionally reliant on the structure studying and practicing gives him to give up.

okay uhm. hold on im gonna ramble here abt harpy seto simply because i need to tell someone else about this headcannon of mine. in my headcannon, he was born and raised human, just with magic (think of like how evokers have their own society who contains magic users. like that) but his magic happened in a way that caused his body to change to be more birdlike. harpys are NOT an actual species in my headcannon, more one of those 'creatures beyond god' that were originally something else but became that way due to some magical means. think werewolves or manticores or liches. theyre a condition, not a species to themselves, if they were to reproduce itd cause whatever creature the parent started as.

as a kid specifically his magic was simply very chaotic and hard to control, firing off at random moments usually in fear or anger. as seto was a kid who happened to have very big emotions and big magic potential, these could cause occasional lashes out beyond his control. in turn he was encouraged to study and hone in on his magic in order to not hurt anyone. this had the unfortunate side effect of teaching him the basic idea of studying = being safer to be around and viewing his magic as a sort of curse that kept him isolated from others.

in turn, as he tapped into more and more of his magic potential- his body slowly became more and more adept to take the magic and wield it better, changing the patterns of his growth and general composition of his body. (like how dancers joints adjust and change to different levels of strain than the average persons, but to a bigger scale.)

magic tends to adjust the body, thats normal and expected within magic use. his own tendency to neglect his physical needs caused him to not really notice the small things like feathers in his bed and hair all the time till eventually one day it did suddenly strike him as odd that his hands were more claw-like, that even if his nail polish he used to stop himself from biting his nails chipped, that his nails never broke and had sharpened into neat pointy ends. these changes culminating in him waking up in the middle of the night covered in blankets sweating his ass off just. as a fucking bird thing.

the fear ignited in a fight or flight response, even though there was nothing really to fight against. after that faded, the disgust and fear quickly set in. the fear of what his peers would think, the fear of all of these new sensations, how he would hide it, if he could even turn it off at all or would be stuck like this. as he calmed down and settled in the best he could with what in his mind was some terrible curse, he learned he COULD turn it off! or mitigate it, but only if he stayed calm. (again, magic is really just an extension of ones instinct to protect themselves, a bodily reaction to fear)

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people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you