maple-mothman

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what is the resonance frequency of the clitoris

[maple-mothman]

eat your fucking veggies

or else you may get a visit from

frank

[maple-mothman]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[maple-mothman]

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[maple-mothman]

please witness its power

[maple-mothman]

[maple-mothman]

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

[maple-mothman]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[maple-mothman]

*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

[maple-mothman]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[maple-mothman]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[maple-mothman]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[maple-mothman]

Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

[maple-mothman]

i remember you from when we were bugs

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[maple-mothman]

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[maple-mothman]

overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light