marblechemist
marblechemist
I am just a little WooLooWoo
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| Ellen | Cis Girl (she/her) | Useless Bisexual |ย Various fandoms, LGBTQIA+ solidarity/positivity, and some cool puns.
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marblechemist ยท 2 days ago
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The horsie of timeโ€ฆ
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marblechemist ยท 2 days ago
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from esperaโ€™s ig story!
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marblechemist ยท 2 days ago
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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marblechemist ยท 3 days ago
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Alex Kralie's Marble Hornets (Trailer) || Marble Hornets: Rosswood (Teaser Trailer)
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marblechemist ยท 3 days ago
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in my restless dreams i see that shit
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marblechemist ยท 3 days ago
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just had a dream that the epic rap battles of history guys announced 'a new direction for the channel' and then released literally hundreds of rap songs about 9/11 in the span of an hour
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marblechemist ยท 3 days ago
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โ„‘ ๐”ž๐”ช ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ฉ ๐”ก๐”ž๐”ด๐”ซ
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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marblechemist ยท 4 days ago
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im on season 2 and this is what I've gathered so far
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marblechemist ยท 4 days ago
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perhaps the most haunting frame this show has ever produced
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marblechemist ยท 5 days ago
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Abridged media flops nowadays because all they can think to do is say shit and fuck...they can never come close to topping this
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marblechemist ยท 5 days ago
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did it work
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marblechemist ยท 5 days ago
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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marblechemist ยท 7 days ago
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๐‹๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ข๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ž๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ž๐œ๐ก๐จ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ ๐จ ๐›๐š๐œ๐ค
๐Ž๐ฎ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐, ๐š๐œ๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž
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marblechemist ยท 7 days ago
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H๐™š๐™ฎ, ๐™™๐™ž๐™™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™จ๐™š๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ?
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๐Ÿ“ธ : ๐• @.hearts4iv
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marblechemist ยท 7 days ago
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But we're finally here and we're not leaving this time.
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