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I just cried bc I was listening to such a good song

And

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Boobs warm as fuck man I think this is neat

(I am unreasonably high)

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bestie huh.

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i miss my husband should i absolutely destroy tim or should i go all the way and write angst ghostface porn

ough.

O U G H.

no u guys are in danger if i post this one.

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my college class of 27 people is down to 18 alr, slayz.

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i did not mean to post that on main wow. wow babes.

i said “hey might start posting other fandoms idk🙂”

THEN STARTED W TALKING AB THE MORAL ETHICS OF TARGETING GAY PPL VS CULTS?

this is a unhinged thought bc i’m crying in a bathroom of a fancy dinner place rn

if slenderman was real he would drown in pussy i’m absolutely certain.

if you ever meet a creepypasta fan? they have parental problems fr and if a tall dude went “hahah shawty wanna come suck this tentacle dick all u gotta do is be loyal sharty, i’ll pretend i care ab u” they would’ve packed up a bag and put it on the end of a stick and walked merrily into satan’s asscrack.

cult leader fr he should’ve left the gay lovers in the middle of nowhere Alabama alone and started a cult.

unlimited pussy.

actually no wait

slenderman is homophobic

wooooooooooooow,,,, he’s actually just so homophobic he fucked up his own daily grind.

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i think you guys mistake me for someone who does not have :

two disgustingly soppy creatures and one HOT woman living in my brain.

my actions are a team effort.

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amazing, thank you.

do you guys think gay merrick would be into what tf is it called

sensory deprivation fr

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do you guys think gay merrick would be into what tf is it called

sensory deprivation fr

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when i go to parties i fuck it up.

-requests weezer until they give in.

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i’m super h rn

but

i do not understand the euphemism

“bare shave before concert bc i wanna shag the artist”

bush.

just commit to the bush

or a lil heart omgg.. if i was more talented as a midnight barber u know that shit would be a smiley face.

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explain.

Gay people can’t ice skate fr fr

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OUGH I FORGOR I HAGE OTWR ACCOUNYS

OMGG,,, hi guys.

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babysitting children is so fun.

i take them to the beach and their immediate move is try to bury me in sand. love u guys.

(fools i’m the one who decides if we get icecream n u lil shits are NOT)

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i can def get a walk in before it’s dark right??

it’s currently 9 and the sun is SETTIN

will update if i die <3

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no i need- I NEED TURTLE OME?? CRYING

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