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margridarnauds · 15 hours
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at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her
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margridarnauds · 16 hours
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Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.
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margridarnauds · 16 hours
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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.
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margridarnauds · 19 hours
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GOT MY MEVRINA COMM FROM MY BESTIE CHERI
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margridarnauds · 21 hours
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Imagine that. You're Aragorn. You're Isildur's heir. You inspire loyalty wherever you go. All who know you love you. Your people will follow you into the gates of hell. You're a deadly and valiant soldier, yet your hands also have magical healing powers. You save Middle Earth and become a great and beloved king.
You're own creator still says you're not good enough for Eowyn
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margridarnauds · 21 hours
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"The most recent incarnation of Roxelana, in the Turkish historical television series Muhteşem Yüzyıl [Magnificent Century], originally broadcast from 2011 to 2014, casts her as Aleksandra, daughter of a good priest, all of whose family is lain by her Tatar captors. And so she is likely to be remembered for now, for an estimated 150 million viewers worldwide have followed the series in dozens of languages. That Roxelana was and remains an object of such fascination is a testament to her extraordinary life."—Peirce, Leslie. Empress of the East: How a European Slave Girl Became Queen of the Ottoman Empire
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margridarnauds · 22 hours
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JUNKFOODCINEMAS PRESENTS SO BAD IT'S GOOD JUNK: PART 1
The Room (2003) dir. Tommy Wiseau
Troll 2 (1990) dir. Claudio Fragasso
Batman & Robin (1997) dir. Joel Schumacher
Samurai Cop (1991) dir. Amir Shervan
Fateful Findings (2013) dir. Neil Breen
Miami Connection (1987) dir. Y. K. Kim, Park Woo Sang
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) dir. James Nguyen
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill
Mac and Me (1988) dir. Stewart Raffill
Super Mario Bros. (1993) dir. Rocky Morton, Annabel Jankel
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margridarnauds · 22 hours
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"slithering wet malice" Gortash comes out when he is dealing with Karlach
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also what does this mean "unlock gortash in party" ?
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margridarnauds · 23 hours
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Some people in fandom desperately need to become obsessed with something SUPER niche and obscure. Something with like 10 active fans at the very most. Something with only 6 fics if you're very lucky, all but one written by the same dedicated fan. Something where when you do find a fan account, it's been innactive for years. Something that's not available on streaming and its only physical release was never released in your country. Let it humble you.
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margridarnauds · 1 day
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Ah Dungeon food. Delicious in Dungeon
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margridarnauds · 1 day
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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me
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Morgana Pendragon | 3x10
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DRAGON WEDDING
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margridarnauds · 1 day
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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margridarnauds · 2 days
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I'm very normal (not) about this Jaheira and Minsc banter and what it implies about Jaheira and Nine-Fingers Keene
She has her in her thrall (even Minsc can see it)
also: something something, Nine-Fingers tongue twining around something of Jaheira's besides her thoughts.
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