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udders has a master’s degree
udders went to school for seven years, graduated with two degrees and with honors
udders did her best to say all the right things
after years working in an office, udders had a meltdown
she could no longer handle the high pressure
her silly little brain just imploded
so she quit and udders started showing off her slutty body online for money
udders isn’t good at much, and she isn’t a great whore
so she had to interview for a part time job
a silly entry level position at a retail store
udders didn’t even mention her degrees for fear they would think she was “overqualified”
she went from working with engineers to desperately applying to minimum wage jobs
so she could work part time and rub her mind away every other hour of the day
so she could be the dumb bimbo she is without pretending anymore
when the interviewer asked udders what her greatest accomplishment was
she said it was quitting her corporate job 💞
because that is when udders accepted who she was
and stopped living the way other people wanted her to
gave up her “career”
and embraced the lifestyle she always wanted
of a brainless, cock drunk cow desperate to serve 🥰
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