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WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot
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“What even is a shotgun, really?”
“…A ballistic weapon that fires shot, as opposed to bullets or other projectiles, typically in a scattering payload but sometimes as a single large slug.”
“Ah, but what if it fires both?”
“If such a dual-firing mechanism were possible, it’d still be just a shotgun.”
“Just a shotgun? Oh my friend, how can you so neglect the universe of shotgunnery?”
“I run in the Crucible, so I can’t; but I do my best by staying out of close range.”
“Have you considered embracing it, rather than running away?”
“I prefer to avoid becoming what I despise, when I can.”
“So stiff. Come now, I content you simply haven’t met the right shotgun, the shotgun for you. Now, lucky for you, I have here a candidate for your perfect match: exactly the dual-firing piece you seem so skeptical could exist.”
“It fires shot and slugs?”
“Well, shot or a slug, but yes.”
“…How is that possible?”
“Oh, a little clever engineering here, a pinch of cribbed Golden Age ammo synthesis tech there. Switch firing modes is as easy as taking aim. Care to give it a… shot?”
“…Only out of curiosity. I will not become a shotgun user.”
“Oh, sure you won’t. Of course not. The pinch of the shotgun imp will surely spare you.”
(Duality)
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I worked so much harder on this than I should have… no regrets. SO FUN FACT: when Bladewolf was learning how to talk (from 2015-2018), he actually was exposed not only to cultural memes, but also internet memes, which means the stronger internet memes helped teach him how to talk.
This comic was not possible in 2013. But it is possible now.
Please enjoy: Bladewolf, the Memer. A shitpost.
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Happy days are here again (for spadefoot toad tadpoles). Cochise County, Arizona, August 1-4, 2020.
After a strong start to the monsoon, the tadpole puddles in Palominas dried up completely in late July. Then on August 1, an inch of rain fell in a single storm. By the next morning, there were thousands of new eggs. And by the day after that, thousands of new tadpoles.
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To cusp your face in my hands, to express the love I feel
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Abscission is a dark and cerebral story-driven Lovecraftian point and click horror game where a detective investigates a case of freaky flesh metamorphosis.
Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Windows)
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