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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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texts you get from your ex when youre a wizard:

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since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

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Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

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I used to have a recurring dream for years that my grandma's backyard had holes slowly opening up as the dirt begin to collapse in on an old cellar. I never saw anything down there, but always had the impression that something about the cellar was evil. Finally thought to tell her about it as an adult and she just said "oh yeah we covered an old cellar with that shed back there because I kept having nightmares about it"

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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

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i started this when i was really really high the other day and never finished it

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My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by

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Glorfindel and the Balrog by John Howe

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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

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[at a job interview] ah yes my talents include dragon,

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Like can we summon this m