mario-picturebook-descriptions
mario-picturebook-descriptions
These are all accurate, I swear.
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Wario explores the wonders of the deep, searching for treasure but what he does not know is that the fish with rabies is heading towards him, just waiting to strike.
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Bowser begs for help as his soul, body, and flesh are being ingested by the Demon Tree, but no one is around to hear his cries. And so, he perishes.
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Luigi seems to have gotten a letter from Princess Peach exclusively for him. Mario is happy for his brother, but can’t help but feel a little envious inside, wanting to be a part of whatever was going on between the two.
Upon second glance, the writing on the letter may indicate it may not be from Peach and Luigi misread. Whether it really is a letter from her or an eviction notice is yet to be disclosed.
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Mario and Yoshi decide to go bowling. However, unlike normal people, they decide to use Bowser and the Koopalings as the bowling pins. They also use a giant rock.
What the heck, Mario?
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Can I just say that this blog is top tier?
I’m really happy you think that! Thank you! 
It’s honestly really flattering to hear words like that. At first, this silly blog did not seem like much, but one day, a post or two blew up and the rest is kinda history. I’m obviously not as big as some other blogs, but to have this much of a following... It’s kind of hard to take in, y’know? I really appriciate all the support this blog gets. I’ll do my best to put out my content. Again, I truly and deeply thank you.
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Hearing Dinosaur Island is a great vacation spot, Mario, Luigi, and Peach all go together for a bit of time off. However, none of the brochures mentioned the floating cloud demon that makes its habitat there.
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Mario, Luigi, and friends play a game of Hide-and-Seek with Ludwig. During the match, Ludwig boasts about how he is the Hide-and-Seek champion and that he has a perfect win streak.
However, it’s been three hours and everyone is getting bored.
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The local Bowser Meet and Greet ends up being a disaster. Several Toads ended up losing their homes in the process. Miraculously, everyone survived.
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The reader is expected to spot the five differences between the two pictures. The oddities include the flower’s petals being a different shape, Wanda’s hand being in a different pose, one of the trees being a different color, the number of komorin present differing between the two shots, and whether or not a Super Koopa is riding on the cloud. As this is intended for kids, the game is not too hard.
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Mario and Wanda get together to celebrate Wario’s birthday. Wario meanwhile gets a little impatient and opens one of his gifts early. It startles him and gives him a heart attack. Wario is now dead.
Happy birthday, Wario! :)
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Mario decides to take Toad to his ex-wife’s house, a prospect that Toad...isn’t exactly happy about.
Nevertheless, Mario insists, as he believes the two of them could reconcile. Even if they don’t get back together, Mario at least wants to have their relationship end on a higher note than before.
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It’s honestly surprising it’s been one year since I’ve started this blog (or, at least, I think it’s been a year). I don’t know if I have any posts for you today, but I wanna say thank you. I know I haven’t really posted much, especially as of late, yet despite that, over 900 people seem to like it and it makes them laugh. That’s a good feeling, knowing you’ve made people smile. So, thank you. Thank you for this (not really) wild ride. Hopefully, I can continue to serve you up smiles for days to come.
And Happy Mar10 Day. :)
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Mario, Yoshi, and Wario all go on a sightseeing tour together. Wario gets on the swing and boasts about how high we can go and how he could jump off without getting hurt.
Wario was wrong.
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Mario prepares to give out presents and candy to all the good little girls and boys.
~Merry Christmas from Mario Picturebook Descriptions~
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The time has come. The Koopalings shift into fifth gear and prepare to storm Area 51. They’ve trained hard and they’ve honed their skills. Now, it is time. They break in and begin their ambush.
Lemmy was the only one that lived.
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Got any Lemmy/Hip Koopa memes?
I’m not sure why, but stuff regarding Lemmy seems hard to come by. In general, it can be hard just finding decent quality pictures of the books. I guess having something be released only in Japan and being relatively obscure to my knowledge can do that to you. I have a few pictures of Lemmy here and there, but it may take a while to “translate” them. ;)
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Tired of his antics, Mario prepares to shoot down Wario. Wanda tries to stop him, but Mario is too blinded by fury to negotiate.
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