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crash 4 designers were out of their goddamn mind

literally took the most annoying parts of classic crash games (high crate counts, long levels, MISSING ONE OR TWO FUCKING CRATES, CRATES LITERALLY HIDDEN OFF-SCREEN) and cranked it up to 11

its just so...

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HAPPY 10 YEARS TO EMOTION!!!!!!

thank you Carly for my life

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND WISH CARLY RAE JEPSEN'S EMOTION A HAPPY TENTH BIRTHDAY

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does literally anyone i know have an xbox

my friends list is literally empty

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my sister gave me some absolutely lovely AKG bluetooth headphones and they're actually my first wireless headphones

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she was a fairy 🧚‍♀️

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trying to play portal 2 co-op with my mom has to be one of the most frustrating experiences ive ever gone through

trying to play with someone who cant seem to use both analog sticks at the same time makes me want to tear my hair out

she just kept walking directly into pits

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we like pulp! we like mush! Where I come from.

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there is no way they put this as a car horn for any reason other than people playing the game when theyre on the clock

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nobody

who up playing sonic the fighters on xbox live

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who up playing sonic the fighters on xbox live

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im losing my goddamn mind

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There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me;

Sign was painted, it said private property;

But on the back side it didn't say nothing;

This land was made for you and me.

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good evening

🦇

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tear this bitch apart

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assigned trans by a terf

because they can always tell, right?

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ooh you big mad

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians: