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joleen :)

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no we aren't. I thought that was the point

having a Monty Python dialogue here

okay

listen you,

now we’re talking!

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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gritings and salutations

hello chat.

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Fiddle Faddle Number One. "A Nice Day"

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alright. only if you don't ask about any kidneys

Eye do not know how the hell eye STILL haven’t seen Labyrinth when eye had animatronics autism for a few years and loved The Dark Crystal. We just never put it on. My mom being like “You’ve never seen it?!” WHO DO YOU THINK IS TO BLAME THERE

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where are you getting all these eyes from

Eye do not know how the hell eye STILL haven’t seen Labyrinth when eye had animatronics autism for a few years and loved The Dark Crystal. We just never put it on. My mom being like “You’ve never seen it?!” WHO DO YOU THINK IS TO BLAME THERE

[marios-sexually-unsatisfied-wife]

hi. i need help really bad.

i’ve been turned over to collections twice so far and i can’t afford rent or my medication for my chronic migraines. all my bills are from testing to figure out what’s wrong with me. i’m 21 and on the verge of mental collapse due to my health and i can’t do this on my own anymore. anything helps. thank you.

cashapp / venmo

@dailyquests @lgbtdonate

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this take sucks but I completely understand

Band that other people like that you think is bad

There are people who like pretty much any band so idk...I'd have to choose a band that a lot of my friends like, people whose opinions I respect. Maybe Tool. I think they sound like a sleepytime boring version of Neurosis at best and Nickelback with odd time signatures at worst.

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No but seriously as I’ve gotten older I realize more and more that although white gays do face certain levels of oppression they are still white people.....like does that make sense?

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Cartoon Cowboy Boy NAmed Beebbop Di Beppo. His Signater Cactch Phrase: “Hah… Guess I Shotcha”

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I was already a creature, what do I get

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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This is all well and good, however, Dilophosaurus wetherilli was an Early Jurassic dinosaur who lived between 201.3-182.7 million years ago, and was long gone by the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction Event.

this post is dedicated to the brave fighters in the Earth/Mars conflict from 2263-today

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I would rather drive 9 inch red hot nails into my ears than listen to Taylor Swift

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Hey are you alive

I might be

I might not be

open the box Schrodinger

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i made a quiz about what kind of evil you are

haaaave fun