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Have a nice day

I hope everyone's having a nice day!

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Super posesive and overprotective kong towards mario? (Can be soulmate, alpha/omega, love a first sight, whatever you want 😁)

We love an overprotective king

The moment DK meets Mario there's something inside of him that needs Mario to be safe

It's really annoying actually

He's supposed to be fighting this loser and instead he finds himself pulling his punches

Every hit landed results in excruciating pain and he can't bear to see this human suffer

Really annoying

Insulting Mario is less painful, but DK's heart isn't in it

Watching Mario's fight with Bowser hurts DK to his very core

The human should never suffer, and god forbid he die

Something has to be wrong with DK

After the battle, in the days that follow, DK tries to suppress his urge to protect Mario

But soon he realizes that giving into his urges is so much easier than trying to fight them

Because Mario is stupid

So stupid

You'd think the protector of 2 worlds wouldn't be accident prone

Yet he is

The first day after the battle, Mario tried to help the Toads with repairs

And nearly died twice

Who knew piranha plants were that vicious?

DK took it up on himself to follow around Mario to "make sure he's not slowing everyone down"

But really he just needs to make sure this adorable human stays safe

Mario isn't sure what to make of this

On one hand, he wishes DK would stop trying to tell him what he can and can't do

On the other hand he thinks it's cute how much he worries

DK stays by his side nonstop and won't let him out of his sight

When anyone approaches Mario, he immediately tenses, preparing to make sure no one messes with his human

If he had it his way, Mario would always be with him

Eventually, The Incident happens

Mario awoke early and hoped to peacefully work on repairing one of the taller structures by himself

This, obviously, is a bad idea

DK awoke early too, hoping to go on a walk to settle the thoughts swimming through his head

thinking about a certain human

And then he sees it

Mario holding on to the ledge of a building, threatening to fall at any moment

DK doesn't think

He just runs

And thank goodness that he does because he just barely manages to catch Mario as he falls

Mario, now gently settled in DK's arms, is embarrassed to say the least

It's quiet for 2 seconds before DK starts fussing

"What were you thinking?"

"You could've been hurt!"

"Are you trying to worry me?"

He's checking Mario for any sign of injury while scolding and fretting

And Mario finds it adorable

And a little annoying

And there's really only one way to shut him up

Mario kisses him

And the world stops

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OHOOOOO! YOU'RE BACK! Can i ask for an idea too? :3

I'M BACK! Ideas always pls

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Welgome back :) (I've missed you)

I'm back baby! (I've missed this a lot, being busy sucks)

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Soulmate AU but a tattoo appears on their face cheek when they touch each other but they don't realize it yet, making everyone frustrated by how dumb they are

I'm back! Purely because this intrigued me (thanks!). Sorry if I've misinterpreted the concept

The scholars of the Mushroom Kingdom are well acquainted with soulmates and how they work

The Kongs know of soulmates, but they're not deemed to be overwhelmingly important

DK was taught about soulmates but straight up forgot that they existed, more interested in fighting than the affairs of the heart

The human world has soulmates and it is well known how it manifests

By the time he is transported to another world, Mario has begun to believe that he has no soulmate

(Certainly not one in another world)

During their first fight, as they trade blows with one another, an entire audience of Kongs as well as Peach and Toad begin to suspect that the two combatants may be soulmates

Only once the fight is over, and Mario is perched in cat form atop DK in victory, does the entire audience realize that their suspicions are right

Cranky and Peach are frankly astonished

Peach: "Do you think they realize what they've just done? That they've just fought their soulmate?"

Cranky: "I give it 2 months before they realize anything's even off"

Cranky would turn out to be wrong in the worst way imaginable

Peach and Cranky pull the two of them aside after the battle and tell them what they've learned

Neither takes it well

"I don't have a soulmate! Is it even possible to have one from a different world?"

"I don't even know what a soulmate is!"

Peach and Cranky look at DK in frustration, and ultimately decide to table the conversation for later.

This is the biggest mistake

But they had other priorities

While working together in combat to rescue the princess, DK and Mario observe that a tattoo doesn't appear on Mario's face when they touch, and Mario can't see any marking on DK's face

They didn't want to believe anyway

And they're not keen on physical contact either

After the battle is over, and everyone is safe, the soulmate discussion resumes

"I'm pretty sure I'd remember a tattoo"

"There's no tattoo, trust me, I looked"

Everyone insists that they prove it

DK agrees if it'll get everyone to shut up about it

Mario disagrees

He was already shamed for having no soulmate in the human world, he doesn't want that shame from his new friends too

Especially not the pity

So there's no way to prove it to them, and Mario refuses to touch DK

And DK is perfectly fine with that

It's maddening

Because everyone knows what they saw, but the two idiots refuse to confront the truth

And the truth is this

Mario is colorblind

And so is DK

The tattoo appearing on both of their faces is such a color that it visually blended in enough with their natural complexions while they were fighting

The two of them couldn't even see what was right in front of them

And now it seems they never will

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Imagine having so many names for a ship that not even the shippers can decide what the name should be

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My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

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I just saw a post where someone said the ship name between Mario and Donkey Kong should be Monkey.

M(ario)(D)Onkey (Kong)

monkey

I’m still laughing my ass off.

“I hate Monkey, it wouldn’t work”

“I Love monkey, it’s so interesting!”

And so on

Someone help me find this post

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mariokong really gives me firstprince vibes

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Boyfriends

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They are so gay for each other omg

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Alright I'm going through shipping brainrot so y'all get some mariokong headcanons

• Dk grooms mario the same exact way apes irl do, it took a bit for mario to get used to it at first but eventually warmed up to it

• Mario teaches Dk how to speak Italian which Dk is surprisingly good at, on occasion mario will teach Dk to say something wildly inappropriate but will tell him it means something else

• And then when luigi hears Dk say whatever mario taught him he IMMEDIATELY corrects him

• Mario saw Dk attempt to cook something exactly once and now he's banned from the kitchen with very few exceptions

• This includes the microwave because dk can't even follow instructions on one of those boxes of microwaved dinners

• He's too impatient so he just removes the film (or doesn't) and puts it in for all the times on the box added together

• And then it comes out overcooked/burnt

• Bonus points if he manages to light it on fire

• Dk is surprisingly good at making kebabs and fruit smoothies of any kind

• Mario will gently run his fingers through Dk's fur when he thinks he's asleep

• Mario thinks Dk doesn't know this but he's fully aware of it

• Dk will pretend to be asleep sometimes just to get mario to do it

• Dk has always been really bad at watching/babysitting diddy and dixie kong, but despite this he's always put in charge anyway

• When mario heard about this he immediately offered to help dk watch them

• Dk gave mario SEVERAL warnings on how it would be a horrible idea

• Mario doesn't listen and helps anyway

• Dk is terrified at first but soon relaxes after mario seems to be doing surprisingly well with them

• At the end of the day diddy and dixie are so tuckered out that they fall asleep almost instantly

• Cue surprised pikachu face Dk

• Even cranky is surprised by this feat because even by jungle kingdom standards diddy and dixie are incredibly hard to deal with (aka adhd af)

• Eventually after awhile of dating, cranky pulls dk aside and says that he better not do anything stupid to end up losing mario, whether it's a break-up or outright death is up for interpretation (cranky definitely meant both)

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Can Seth Rogen agree that donkey Kong would be naked ?

Not sure what that means but sure

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The reason why Donkey Kong became a gladiator

I find it funny that they chose him to represent Rome in the Mario Kart Tour game

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DK: How did you know I was going to propose?

Mario: Luigi hasn't been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.

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Will I write something about the winner? Maybe-(yes.)

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The Mario Bros really are just attracted to royalty aren't they