maris-solstice
maris-solstice
Your friendly neighborhood detective.
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She/They, formerly actualborossoldier, Founder of the Cult of Elspeth. That's it, I'm moving to Bant! I love my tall wife.
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maris-solstice · 2 days ago
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Kiss thy knights
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maris-solstice · 2 days ago
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little Sharran
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maris-solstice · 4 days ago
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I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few
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maris-solstice · 5 days ago
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maris-solstice · 6 days ago
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let’s hoard with mama :}
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maris-solstice · 6 days ago
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i really like fallout because, unlike a lot of media that uses retrofuturism as just a cool aesthetic, fallout’s obsession with 1950s americana actually means something. it’s not just chrome fins and googie diners, it’s weaponized optimism. it’s that sickly-sweet propaganda sheen slathered over nuclear terror, where smiling mascots tell you to duck and cover while the government quietly preps for the end of the world. it’s about a country that believed so hard in its own greatness it signed its death warrant in cursive.
fallout takes that warped, post-war idealism, the “gee whiz!” charm of suburbia on lithium. and drags it through the dirt, showing us what happens after all the white picket fences melt into radioactive slag. in a world shaped by that specific brand of McCarthyist exceptionalism, the future isn’t flying cars and robot butlers, it’s a dinky holotape of your last moments before the bombs hit, looping forever. like vault 11, the one where the final recording plays after everyone’s already dead, revealing the whole “sacrifice one person every year or everyone dies” mandate was a lie. a loyalty test. a sick joke. and the vault passed, right before it failed, because paranoia and desperation had already eaten them alive.
that’s fallout. not just the end of the world, but the punchline that comes after the moral.
and honestly? that hits way harder than any sleek utopia. because fallout remembers: beneath all that pastel patriotism and canned laughter, something was always rotting.
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maris-solstice · 8 days ago
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Hi there! Long time, no see. Work and life have kept me very busy, and I'm hoping to get some more of your stories turned into comics soon. In the mean time... I'm opening up a small handful of slots for July delivery! If you're interested in having a solo character or TTRPG party doodle done, send an email to YourDnDStories at gmail, subject 'Doodles' for more information! Currently asking $25 per character — but Lil Buddies are free! If your character has a pet or familiar (within reason), I'll add them at no extra charge. If you're currently waiting on a group doodle from me, you should have received an e-mail update. -Andy
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maris-solstice · 8 days ago
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee
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maris-solstice · 10 days ago
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maris-solstice · 11 days ago
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PRE-ORDER ROUND 2: Only available until June 30, 2025! Shipping from the United States and Europe to: US 🇺🇸, EU 🇪🇺, UK 🇬🇧, Canada 🇨🇦, Australia 🇦🇺, and New Zealand 🇳🇿 Thank you everyone for voting on the polls and helping shape these pride dragon pins together. It is been so much fun making these! You can get yours here:
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maris-solstice · 13 days ago
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Genie
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maris-solstice · 13 days ago
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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
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maris-solstice · 14 days ago
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No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.
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maris-solstice · 15 days ago
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saving these hk-47 quotes to use as reaction images
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maris-solstice · 15 days ago
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maris-solstice · 15 days ago
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enough.
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maris-solstice · 15 days ago
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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
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