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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

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Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for

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mama Opossum carrying her babies

(via)

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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