marjiwalker

[marjiwalker]

Puppify everything they do!! It's important!!!!

Don't just tell them to get their toys, tell them to fetch

When they yawn, make sure to pat their head and call them a sleepy puppy

Hand feed them treats!!

Casually call them a good boy/good girl whenever they get something done or do something right

When they forget something or mess up, laugh it off and call them a silly puppy

Don't just ask if they want to have sex, ask if they want to play

When you're going out, ask them if they want to go for a walk

Always preface gifts/favors/anything they look forward to by saying "does puppy want a treat?"

If they get stammery and flustered, just tell them to speak, it works miracles

When getting into bed or sitting on the couch, pat the bed where you want them to sit and they'll hop right up

Keep them in line by reminding them that puppies don't bite/talk/etc

Feel free to add anything you do to make sure your puppy never forgets that they're your pretty doggie ♥️♥️♥️

[marjiwalker]

Whenever I feel sick I feed myself sushi and Sprite like a dog on a velvet throne

[marjiwalker]

gay trans men, if you're gonna date cis men, getchu one like mine. I'm talking foreplay, aftercare, gym dates... and when he cums in me all I have to say is "awww, now clean your mess, puppy" and he immediately starts telling me how much he loves my dick while eating it up. He's also a ginger. Quality in your cis, people. Quality

[marjiwalker]

Muddy :3

[marjiwalker]

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

[marjiwalker]

Starting off with some gay boy fruit

[marjiwalker]

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

[marjiwalker]

can i crack open your ribcage and nestle inside it btw. as friensds

[marjiwalker]

a reminder this summer for men that any shorts that aren't small enough to show the tip aren't short enough <3

[marjiwalker]

my ass is not ready for there to be 20 year old youtube videos

[marjiwalker]

finally I got them all

[marjiwalker]

Imprisoned idiot baby

[marjiwalker]

Starting off with some gay boy fruit

[marjiwalker]

(to the guy whos about to kill me) do you like men

[marjiwalker]

dog time is so important

dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself

[marjiwalker]

hello i jumped off of the sinking twitter ship

my names pike, i am a trans dude (he/it), 24, I am very lazy and smoke a lot and I (sometimes) draw furries (primarily the sonas of my bfs and i) kissing. for you astrology girlies, that's Pisces sun, Cancer moon, Saggitarious rising.

I also like cars (japanese rally, race or american muscle) and fishing. Sometimes I post music.

I also take dares. DMs are open.