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JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS
Quotes taken from Jenna Marbles videos posted between January 2019 - May 2019
❛ CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! ❜
❛ It’s easier to talk if I have some background music. ❜
❛ I just want to walk into a room and be That Bitch. ❜
❛ No, no, no, no, no. You put that sentence back in your mouth! ❜
❛ Bitch, I look like Pauly D! ❜
❛ Would you like to play a game of pick up basketball, where I will most for sure dunk on you? ❜
❛ I have art fear. ❜
❛ I take back all of my confidence. ❜
❛ I was going to say that I don’t hate it, but you know what? I fucking hate it. ❜
❛ That is so nasty. ❜
❛ There are two ways that you can go through life: one, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, or two, you can scream the entire time. ❜
❛ It’s okay, sometimes I feel like screaming my way through life too. ❜
❛ I feel like everyone just wants to watch me fail. ❜
❛ Alright, I guess I’m just gonna sit here and space out for a while. ❜
❛ I might just fuck around and get some sun damage. ❜
❛ Y'all bitches are trying to fucking troll me. ❜
❛ I love it, but this is stupid. ❜
❛ Don’t. Don’t. Whatever you’re doing – don’t. ❜
❛ You’re embarrassing me in front of the beautiful people. ❜
❛ I mean, I only fucked up like seven times. ❜
❛ Hey, maybe chill? ❜
❛ You really just went for it, didn’t ya, bud? ❜
❛ What a dysfunctional squad. ❜
❛ Mine. Mine also. Mine also. ❜
❛ Your protest has been heard. ❜
❛ Come get y'alls shit. ❜
❛ What’s happening to him? Is he buffering? ❜
❛ Dear God. It’s me. Ya girl/boy, [name]. ❜
❛ As horrid and terrible and awful as it is, it kind of fucking rules, and I kind of want it. ❜
❛ I have two pairs of jeans, and I resent them both for being uncomfortable. ❜
❛ This is like the weirdest murder scene ever. ❜
❛ I’m getting dumber from doing this. ❜
❛ Well, here’s our semi completed circle of hell. ❜
❛ It’s ugly, it’s stupid, it’s infuriating. It makes me so angry. That’s why it belongs in my house. ❜
❛ Welcome to a journey of mediocrity. ❜
❛ You can eat anything you want. It’s just a matter of whether you want to die from poison or not. ❜
❛ If you eat this, it’s just like Darwinism at its finest. ❜
❛ Are you okay physically, but also like, in general? ❜
❛ I know I already fucked up, but like, I also don’t care. ❜
❛ I got accused of running a rain forest cafe in my house. ❜
❛ I want a tree in my house! ❜
❛ I don’t know why any of these succulents are alive. ❜
❛ Sometimes I go on instagram and I just start to feel real bad about myself. ❜
❛ I look like I’m cosplaying as Jesus. ❜
❛ Is my face the problem? ❜
❛ That’s a hairstyle that just screams ‘I’m a basketball’. ❜
❛ Bounce me, mommy. ❜
❛ Are you telling me I’m never going to be a wig braider for Daenerys? ❜
❛ Honestly sometimes it’s like speaking to a goldfish. ❜
❛ I’m here. There’s food. Turn on the cute. ❜
❛ You’re lying, and I’m recording the whole lie. ❜
❛ Oohhhh! Rosanna Pansino! Please help my cakes come out okay! ❜
❛ Thank you, lord and savior Rosana Pansino. ❜
❛ I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it. ❜
❛ You know, sometimes you don’t have to do it to ‘em. ❜
❛ How about we put our hips together, and you use your left hand and I’ll use my right, and we floss as one? ❜
❛ Sometimes I read wikipedia and I don’t really know what going on. ❜
❛ The Easter bilby gets a knife, and murders children! ❜
❛ Although you’re very cute, that was sooo much. ❜
❛ I go to place where food was before. Maybe food spawn again. ❜
❛ I’m like so mad but also like so impressed with you! ❜
❛ Oh here he comes! Seabiscuit himself! ❜
❛ We’re going on a long, long life journey together. ❜
❛ Maybe they’ll cry at each other and create a dimension and then both go into it. ❜
❛ Welcome to week two of no self care whatsoever. ❜
❛ I left for ONE week. ❜
❛ Oh, what’s that smell? It’s bullshit. ❜
❛ Sometimes trying to open your tiny mind is exhausting. ❜
❛ Me and my dog are here to find your bullshit. ❜
❛ How do I delete a clip while I’m filming it? ❜
❛ Now no one can eat that cause it’s covered in your feral. ❜
❛ Go unconscious again. Go to your happy place. ❜
❛ Mouth is hungry! ❜
❛ Papa, I’m so starving. I haven’t eaten in 84 years. Papa, please feed me chip. ❜
❛ For me? I can has? I can has chip? ❜
❛ Oh my god! Is that ramen? Thank you ramen god! ❜
❛ I would never bite the hand that feeds me. ❜
❛ Yum yum. Whatchu got for me? ❜
❛ Good morning motherfuckers! ❜
❛ Nooo! Now I have to live with my reality! ❜
❛ Now I have to actually face the fact that I sat down and spent time doing this. ❜
❛ We playing nothing but Usher. All Usher, all the time. ❜
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𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘'𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏 & 𝟐 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢��𝐠.
❛ We should pretend it never happened. ❜
❛ I was having a bad day. I am having a bad day. ❜
❛ Boundaries don’t keep other people out; they fence you in. ❜
❛ Life is messy, that’s how we’re made. ❜
❛ What if I’m making a mistake I can’t undo? ❜
❛ Even the biggest failure, even the worst most intractable mistake beats the hell out of never trying. ❜
❛ You get any sleep? ❜
❛ Eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. ❜
❛ It’s just that I hardly know anything about you. ❜
❛ Lighten up. It’d be good for your blood pressure. ❜
❛ The problem with secrets is even when you think you’re in control, you’re not. ❜
❛ I am so sorry. ❜
❛ What are you doing here? ❜
❛ It’s got a nice ring to it. ❜
❛ What is going on out here? ❜
❛ You know what? It’s no big deal, you don’t have to lie. ❜
❛ Whatever happened to being practical? ❜
❛ Let’s play a game of whose life sucks the most. ❜
❛ You were like coming up for fresh air. It’s like I was drowning and you saved me. ❜
❛ Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan. ❜
❛ You could talk, you know, I mean, if you need to. ❜
❛ You said that word so many times today, it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore. Just saying you can talk to me. ❜
❛ Ironically that same family togetherness is thought to be the reason that depression rates actually do spike at the holidays. ❜
❛ But here’s the truth about the truth: It hurts. So we lie. ❜
❛ If you knew this was your last day on earth, how would you want to spend it? ❜
❛ You almost died today. ❜
❛ So this whole lying thing, this is working out for you? ❜
❛ This thing with us is finished. It’s over. ❜
❛ You’re not gonna die. ❜
❛ Human beings need a lot of things to feel alive. ❜
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They'd first been stuck together out of circumstance, but now ... now Yuki stuck around because of other reasons. Much like grabbing a pastry on her way home from a trip, she didn't do it because she had to. She did it because she wanted to. Besides, his little brother was kind of in her teaching lineage if you thought about it. She had taught Todo, Todo taught Itadori, it made sense if you squint, and didn't push the explanation too hard. Not that Choso would, ever pushy her flimsy explanation at all.
She glances back across the table at him and smiled, "Yeah, of course it is," she said, leaning forward to rest her elbows against the table. A simple act that would have sent her mother yelling at her. She knew how important his little brother was to him, and honestly it was one of the many things she liked about him. She didn't have a big family, and the family she did have she didn't particularly spend time talking to. "It's yours now, you can share it with whoever you want. I relinquished all rights to you. Okay well, you can't share it with another woman," she said with a wink, "but Itadori is fine."
"...Ah. Well, I appreciate it then." more than she'd know, really. going out of her way like that - his eyes held a gentle something that could never be spoken out with words.
"..Would you mind if I shared it with him? I'm sure he would enjoy it just as much, if not more, than I ever could.. Though..." he wondered if maybe yuji would even understand the significance. it was hard, after all, to recognize something an area might be "famous for" if they lived there... and from his research, it wasn't even one of the more famously-known food items. even so.. "..No, I'm sure he'd enjoy it all the same. If you're alright with it, of course." he was fairly big on sharing treats with said half-sibling.. but this was a gift. a gift for him specifically - if it was intended solely for himself, he would respect such a wish, though he had a feeling yuki wouldn't mind so much. best to ask anyway, of course.
#eldestoften#muse: yuki tsukumo#i know in my heart yuki would flirt with him regardless of if he picked up on it or not
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pri. sel. anime/manga/video game multi-muse featuring Takumi Sumino from The Hundred Line, Last Defense Academy. Love'd by SERE. Est. 2021. please read rules before following and interacting. ( template by pinkinnards )
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / THE LOST LEGACY ( PART TWO ) || accepting
“Why’d you accept my offer?” (Rujinu) -- @infinitie
"Because I was curious," she said, the answer was both simple and honest. She sat down at the brightly lit inexpensive restaurant. The kind of place you wouldn't expect an international superstar and a quickly rising idol to grab food. Still she was doing her best to hide her identity. Baseball cap, sunglasses, the whole nine yards, which she sometimes figured looked more suspicious. Rumi ordered a plate of dumplings and some noodles, and looked over at Jinu. "I wanted to see what you had to say. Shouldn't you be happy I came out to see you?"
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“My way’s much more fun.” (runjinu) -- @infinitie
"I sincerely doubt that. Your way is probably ... going to get me in trouble, or ... get someone else in trouble. Or get me and someone else in trouble," she said, a frown creasing her face as she folded her arms over her chest. "Fun also doesn't always mean better. Sometimes a plan is fun and bad."
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"Both, actually," she said with a soft laugh. "I'm really not used to ... actually I've never seen a superhero who isn't a sailor senshi."
╰ ♡ ✧ ˖ “I’m just surprised, is all.” (usagi @ ichigo) ┊ @markedforsorrow .

' About what? that I am part cat or I can transform into a superhero like yourself? '
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“what i like about her is that she blooms whether you water her or not. whether you give her light or not. she exists without your existence.”
— iambrillyant (via pocmuzings)
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“he has your blood all over his mouth” well we are in love. If you must know
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hasn't even been a full month back and i'm adding a new muse. ANYWAYS. i'm adding space-time witch yuuko ichihara from CLAMP's xxxholic/tsubasa reservior chronicles to my muse list.
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rumi laughed, a soft little thing, at the image. "might be more of a head butt," she said, "but that could be very effective for zoey. i'm sure she'd be nice and capable of using her head as a weapon," she said. in a pinch really anything could and should be used as a weapon. she reached over the tips of her fingers brushing through mira's pink hair. "i like your hair though. bright and bold. like you."
"that's what i'm saying," mira says, eyes lighting up at the very idea. she makes a loud imitation of a whip cracking, whipping her own hair with the sound. it's nowhere near as effective as she imagines rumi's would be. "my hair would totally suck as a weapon. unless i'm using it as a curtain? that might cause confusion, at least." as she pats her ponytails back into place, she scrunches her nose. "imagine zoey trying to use hers in a fight. absolutely wild."
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angst prompts part three.
“there’s something you’re not telling me.”
“i can’t— i can’t tell you. i can’t. don’t make me say it.”
“you know… you know it’s, like… it’s not on you. you know that, right?”
“are you.. sure this okay?”
“please.. don’t lie to me.”
“you owe me the truth, at least.”
“why the fuck would i ever trust you again?”
“did something happen to you? something you haven’t told me?”
“you don’t have to say it. i already know.”
“i love you.. i do.. that’s why I have to leave.”
“if you won’t change… then i can’t stay. i’m sorry.”
“i won’t just sit here and watch you drink yourself to death.”
“what the hell’s going on with you? seriously. what’s going on?”
“i think you expect too much from me.”
“if i stay… can you promise this will stop?”
“this place isn’t safe for either of us, we need to leave.”
“do you think i deserved it?”
“i don’t want to hurt you. stop asking me that.”
“you didn’t have this scar the last time i saw you… what happened?”
“is this new? wait, are you hurt?”
“are you seriously getting into fights? really?”
“don’t start a fight you won’t win.”
“i’m not gonna fight with you.”
“i won’t just stand around and let you hurt yourself.”
“do you want me to leave? it feels like you don’t want me here.”
“how am i supposed to help you when you’re like this?”
“are you drunk? i thought you stopped drinking?”
“are you on something? i thought you were clean?”
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / THE LOST LEGACY ( PART TWO ) || accepting
“Don’t be so stubborn.” (Rujinu) -- @infinitie
"Stubborn? Who's being stubborn?" she shot back, immediately defensive. "I'm not being stubborn, Jinu. I'm just right. I know that this is the right way to do it, you're being stubborn because you won't just agree with me." She said, which made her feel just a bit like a three year old. Something about him could make her feel so immature sometimes. Which ... could admittedly feel like a bit of a relief from all the responsibility that could weigh on her shoulders. "Just do it my way. We go through the zoo like this, clockwise, and then we hit the gift shop at the end."
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / THE LOST LEGACY ( PART TWO ) || accepting
“It’s quite nice to be outdoors, isn’t it? Away from the city.” (gojo & shoko) -- @infinitie
shoko yawned, the fresh air and the sun was admittedly nice. mostly, it was nice not to be out of the city but rather be away from the school infirmary where she she was kept locked away. that being said, she'd rather be in the hotel, tucked away in bed, sleeping... or maybe watching some cheesy dramas while eating take out. rubbing at her eyes she slapped her sunglasses on and looked over at gojo, "i'm shocked you got yaga to approve letting me come out here."
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