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WIP. the specter is cute. I might finish this
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my favourite thing about slay the princess is that you’re canonically some giant, bird-like monstrosity, like an actual abomination perfectly suited for cosmic horror, and yet the princess is so good at making you feel small and pathetic that you regularly get your ass kicked, back broken, heart stabbed, molecules and atoms ripped apart, etc. like imagine if an eldritch beast was a loser. and believed it was handsome. and liked to preen. and also had no idea how enormous or terrifying it was, like a dire wolf that thinks it’s a lap dog. that’s it, that’s the game
#not only that but#he regularly gets his ass handed to him by the first act princess#this cassowary with hands is perpetually losing to a generally unarmed 100lb human woman#absolutely pathetic#I love him#slay the princess
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The Opportunist is obviously a duplicitous little shit, but I like him. He has several moments that come off as very much 'evil creature wants to be loved.'
#slay the princess#very genuinely and pathetically asking if the princess holding your hand feels nice#bro you just stabbed her like 30 seconds ago
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I like the Voice of the Hunted. I like that his contribution to Den was essentially just going "you realize we have claws and teeth too right?"
A+ advice. Made all the other voices very uncomfortable.
#slay the princess#very satisfying after seeing Quiet be continuously helpless without his emotional support knife#you know despite the huge talons
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Gary or something? Idk, that man is so indistinct I’m just wildly guessing. Pretty sure he’s not supposed to have fangs though but I drew some anyway. His torso is too humanoid.
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I also just kinda assumed that he was named by the Narrator. Which i find sweet, like the Narrator or the person who left behind the Narrator obviously cared about him probably more than they intended to.
I know "Gary" was an april fools joke but I actually really liked the idea that the Long Quiet had a normal name the entire time. He was supposed to think he was a person in the construct right? Him having a name would kind of make sense.
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I know "Gary" was an april fools joke but I actually really liked the idea that the Long Quiet had a normal name the entire time. He was supposed to think he was a person in the construct right? Him having a name would kind of make sense.
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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal
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I present to you: The short quiet
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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Müller’s Forest Skink (Sphenomorphus muelleri), family Scincidae, found in Indonesia
photographs by Roots, Scoots, & Scales
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I bought a box of hormagaunts and I've decided not allowed to buy any more tyranids until I'm done painting all of these ones.
#there are 10 of them to a box#depending on how much paint ends up running me it might not be that bad of an investment#I got them to have something to do when invited to crafting parties
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