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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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vis a vis recent discussions about bottom surgery: i see people saying that tgirl pussy is "normalized" and i see people saying that tgirl dick is "normalized". i need everyone to remember the actual world we live in which is one in which NONE of it is normalized. the "normative" way for a trans woman to be is dead or a man. our very existence is radical. don't make decisions about your body on what is or isn't radical "enough" and definitely don't inflict judgement onto your sisters on what choices they're making. any kind of transition at all is the most radical thing in the universe. you are living and you are creating yourself and you are being a woman in opposition of everything everyone in the world is telling you. tgirl pussy and tgirl dick are both perfect because tgirls are perfect. it is simultaneously true that wanting to keep your dick is judged and wanting bottom surgery is judged because everything we do is judged. love yourself and your sisters

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“Laios is such a freak, he’s too weird” OH NO! my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery! What’s next? The sexy hunk is too autistic? GET OUT OF HERE!!

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

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love 2 just say shit. where's that one post

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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guy whose genitalia is one of these

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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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simone biles picking a random friday afternoon to bully riley gaines for no reason okay queen i am fond of you lol

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She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

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i've recently been informed that for pill bottles that have a press-down-and-twist childproof lid, you can pop that off and there's ANOTHER, REGULAR LID that just TWISTS off underneath that first lid. and this info is useless to me right now but honestly woulda come in really handy when i had surgery and didn't have the hand strength to open most pill bottles.

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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

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