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(Chloe and Rachel watching a movie)

Chloe: That is the worst fake crying I’ve ever seen.

Rachel: She’s just using the technique.

Chloe: The what?

(a tear runs down Rachel’s face, and she looks at Chloe)

Rachel: The Technique.

Chloe: Holy sh—

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Chloe: Ew, babe, Elliot keeps texting me.

Max: Ew, babe, Warren keeps texting me.

Rachel: Hey, guys!

Max/Chloe: (excited) Rachel!

Chloe: Please date both of us - save us.

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Strong Sad: A detailed list of things I hate: Strong Sad: Hot weather, high temperatures, heat, warmer than average conditions...

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Max: Chloe, I have a crush on you.

Chloe: Oh damn, really?

Chloe: Wait, why is Kate here?

Max: I brought her for emotional support.

Kate: Hi.

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Chloe, drunk texting Max: oh my god I'm dating u

Chloe: like you're mine

Chloe: holy fuq

Chloe: wow

Chloe: can u believe how lucky i am?

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Dangeresque: If there’s one thing I know, it’s covert ops and women.

Renaldo: Isn’t that two things?

Dangeresque, Too: No gwasshoppuh, it is not.

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(if Life is Strange was an anime)

Rachel: Chloe, I love you.

Chloe: I… I…

Max: But Chloe, I also love you.

Rachel: Now two of us love you.  Who will you choose?

Chloe: …Why don’t we all just… fuck each other?

Max:

Rachel:

Chloe: …You know, just… one big fuck pile.

Max: …Yeah, okay.

Rachel: Sounds good to me.

Chloe: Okay!

Narrator: And so anime was solved forever!

(THE END)

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Rachel: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!

Max: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?

Rachel: What? No! What has Chloe been telling you?

Chloe: (walking in, pouring Skittles into her mouth) Taste the rainbow, bitches.

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Interviewer: So how does it feel having a girlfriend way out of your league?

Alex: I…

Steph: Amazing, actually. I have no idea how I managed to do it.

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Renaldo: Got an escape plan?

Dangeresque: Thought I’d try shooting my way out; mix things up a little.

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Max: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

Victoria: Well, I’m a real people person.

Chloe: I don’t answer stupid questions.

Rachel: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

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Chloe: I’m in love with you.

Max: You’re drunk.

Chloe: I can be both.

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No Tomb Is Safe, 48

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i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

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No Tomb Is Safe #47

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Original vs my edit.

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No Tomb Is Safe #46