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waffle puppy loves you back! 🧇🧡

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laughed.

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you don't mind?

can i blow your Front out

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───⠀electronic frames & pngs

all sourced from pinterest no need to credit me ,, f2u feel free to repost anywhere

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the egocentric empath would like to ask that you stop being so sad because it's making her feel bad

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ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

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you can't just leave this in the comments omg

Real interaction I had on my account

I'm considering it as canon that my OSRS character just hangs around with gods.

for reference, this is what my OSRS character looks like

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*hacker voice*

urine

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Real interaction I had on my account

I'm considering it as canon that my OSRS character just hangs around with gods.

for reference, this is what my OSRS character looks like

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Dave Card Dream

had a dream last night where i won $900 from playing some stupid game, sorta like a team building exercise, but after it I got pulled into some like accounting office and they were giving me options on how to claim it.

at that point, i woke up, and in my daze i was like "ouuughhhh, im getting $900. i have to go back to sleep so i can finish claiming it." and i closed my eyes so fast and somehow actually managed to continue the dream

from there, i started talking to the accountant lady who was like "ok, we can give you the $900 on two credit cards. you can either take a Discover card that has 5000% interest or you can take the Dave card that has 4500% interest. what do you prefer.

and i was like "well hell yeah, the Dave card sounds better, so I'll go with that" and as she was was like finalizing everything, i woke up yet again and thought about it.

not only did i realize that the $900 dollar prize was a figment of my imagination (obviously), but what the fuck is a Dave card????

whos dave and why is he giving out cards to people? would places even accept it?? i wish i had gotten to try and spending it while in dreamland.

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Screams into the void