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Dear Marlon,

"Dear Marlon, everything from conservative news stations, to the FBI, to libs seem to reference what you do on the internet. How come you don't believe you're famous?"

☭ I'm open to the possibility that I'm famous! I mean, I atleast know folk know me because I used to tour and live various places, and I know them. However, the fact that these other, more numerous folk don't mention me by name widely, at least in a way that's visible to me, leaves the possibility open that I have a few dedicated readers and listeners who then relay the information or memes to a few key places. It might sound paranoid, but you never know lol!

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6-24-25

6:35 PM

Cranston, RI

Boring.

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"I, an anonymous federal agent, would like to say this outloud so that Marlon will write... well, he'll figure it out. Oh, he'll write that too"

☭ This person, possibly an impostor attempting to continue leading me around with promises of infinite sex as is her disgusting culture, would like me to repeat the threat that after she weds me, she will literally threaten to break up w/ me unless I see other women.

☭ If some readers remember, this fed or a similar one fed me possible lies about how some actors, who she's implying she is (she wishes me to continue to be lead around by the Lily Collins cuck porn) when they marry a "normal person" oft let that person see other people since actors kiss a buncha people on screen anyway. Of course, in the past, "seeing other people" didn't necessarily mean putting their dicks in their vags, which I, Marlon, usually do with my partners instead of conservative cuddling!

☭ I suppose this person might be trying to attack the enemy as well with this threat, who knows! Wow, fascinating, sounds like shit you disgusting piece of shit

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, many of us don't approach you because we're afraid we'll fall in love with you. We're not mature enough to be in your implied polyamorous harem."

☭ k

"Please comment"

☭ Well, I dunno, whose plan was the polyamorous harem!?

"They want it to happen, but they don't wanna do it, oh ok"

☭ I can hear that you know! Readers... well I'm not sure exactly what's going on. You got somebody out there reading others' questions so I can hear it? Whatever, I dunno.

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Dear Marlon,

"Dear Marlon, I just don't want our communications to be intercepted"

☭ If you're somebody famous or wealthy or pretending Lily Collins is saying this to me oh ok, tough luck! Sounds rough. Eat actual shit, who gives a fuck, sound like more excuses.

☭ Ho! If you're some poor person or a poor person who can relate to this message... yeah, that's some creepy stuff! I have no idea what stalkers are attacking you with but the truth is the feds listen in on many of us anyways, esp to anarchocommunists like you and me. Not much solace, I know! Lol, no idea. The thing abt me and my exes is we had actual sex, and some of these stalkers' attacks seems to be pretending that we didn't or that it was rape, or that they were online relationships. Maybe that's why the feds listen in, or maybe they listened in and know that it's not true which is why we're not in actual trouble for that. No idea, it's weird and creepy and I don't blame you.

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, we don't want you to date (etc) because you're an anarchocommunist."

☭ Oh okay, thanks for the info, now go away

"What if Lily never explains why she followed you around on car and on foot?"

☭ What if? Well, bros, if those perverts keep making "Lily" usernames and following me around, telling me to do this or that or they'll suck dicks, I'll mention it. Hey, perverts, if you're reading, here's the "beautiful white woman" you're trying to use to lead me around by the way lmao, dumbfuck crackers:

This disgusting idiot pictured above is literally already married to somebody named Charlie McDowell, you other stupid fucking idiots. Besides, she already made a blowjob vid that I warned ppl about back in March. It got 4chan shut down!

My dudes, if NOBODY mentions her to me ever again you think I'll notice? You think I'll watch your shitty TV show?

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Actress Lily Collins, shewn above, is the talk of the town and many have much to say to me abt her! "She is married, please leave it!" "She is dating Ashley, please just jerk off instead!" "She's not that bad, please pretend to date her!" "Here's some reminders of her, please forget about her!" I want all the above parties to know that I think I've found a solution that will satisfy everybody!: proof that I haven't been interested in Lily Collins for quite some time, and proof that she IS that bad! The proof?: The fact that I've reported her to the authorities. You're welcome! Sincerely,

Marlon Joseph Tesoro Battad

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WAS LILY COLLINS GENUINELY TRYNA GO ON A DATE!?: EVIDENCE FOR vs AGAINST

FOR:

THE SEXUAL, ROMANTIC LANGUAGE IN THE MESSAGES TO ME, AND THE FACT THAT SHE NEVER DENIED THE INTENTIONS IN THEM AND THEN SHEWED UP IRL, WIELDING A BOUQUET!

LILY CONTINUOUSLY, IN THE PAST, INTERCEPTING ME OR FOLLOWING ME AROUND IRL. SHE ALMOST CAUGHT ME THAT ONE TIME AT WHOLE FOODS BUT I WAS IN A BAD MOOD. MEA CULPA!?

THE FACT THAT, SHORTLY AFTER WE BEGAN COMMUNICATING, LILY ANNOUNCED THAT HER "CHILD WITH CHARLIE" WAS ACHIEVED THROUGH SURROGACY, SUGGESTING IT WASN'T HERS AT ALL... A MISDIRECTION PERHAPS?

THE FACT THAT NEITHER THE CHILD NOR CHARLIE HAVE BEEN PRESENT IN RECENT MEDIA!

THE REFERENCES IN SOME OF HER RECENT MEDIA TO MY RED AND YELLOW VIBE, AS WELL AS SPECIFIC WRITINGS, AND THE SEXUAL NATURE OF THOSE REFERENCES!

THAT ONE TIME WHEN SOME COPS IN HUDSON, NY, TALKED TO ME AND THE ONE COP TALKED TO SOMEBODY ON HER WALKIE TALKIE NAMED "LILY"!

THE EVIDENCE THAT THE MEDIA LILY HAS BEEN IN ARE ABOUT ME, AS WELL AS "LILY"-THEMED IRL ADS AND STORES SHEWING UP IN THE PLACES I LIVE, THOUGH THIS POINT COULD GO EITHER WAY!

EVIDENCE THAT HER SOCIALS, THOUGH CONTAINING MIXED MESSAGES, ARE RUN BY SOMEBODY OTHER THAN LILY HERSELF! PERHAPS HER EFFORTS ARE THWARTED?!

THE FACT THAT SHE IS, APPARENTLY, HIDEOUS WHILST I AM ATTRACTIVE! IT COULD JUST BE INFINITE HESITATION!

AGAINST:

THE LACK OF CLEAR COMMUNICATION! PERHAPS THE MIXED SIGNALS WERE INTENTIONAL OR BORNE OF OR FOR CONFUSION!?

THAT ONE TIME SHE DROVE PAST ME APPEARING TO FLIP ME OFF!

THE ABSENCE OF ANY COMMUNICATION OR IRL APPEARANCES IN MANY WEEKS!

THE GENERAL CONFUSION IN PROVIDENCE! PERHAPS, SHE WAS JUST CAUGHT UP!?

A CHILD BORN OF SURROGACY MAY STILL POSSESS THE DNA OF BOTH PARTNERS! WHETHER THIS WAS THE CASE HAS YET TO BE CONFIRMED!

DESPITE CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT LILY RESPONDED TO MY SOCIALS IMMEDIATELY AND PROB READ THEM, THE LACK OF RESPONSE TO MY DEMANDS FOR CLARIFICATION IN RECENT TIMES!

THE FACT THAT SHE IS LITERALLY MARRIED TO CHARLIE MCDOWELL, DESPITE SOME ACTIONS SEEMING TO SUGGEST THAT SHE WISHES TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM THAT MARRIAGE!

THE FACT THAT SHE IS AN ACTRESS! THESE PEOPLE'RE OFT LEAD AROUND AND SHE MAY HAVE BEEN ACTING OUT OF CONFUSION!

Question 1: "Can you please explain why this woman would be willing to let you see, romantically and sexually, other women were you wed?"

☭ lmao yes, I believe there're many reasons. Reason 1, and I don't know much abt this, is that apparently when an actor dates a normal person they oft let that person see other people 'cause the actor has oft, on screen and stage, kissed a buncha people. I've been informed, however, that usually "seeing other people" doesn't mean putting dicks insida mouths and vags like I do when I date somebody. Reason 2 is apparently because she knows what I've been through and it might be a deterrent to stop future would-be stalkers from targeting somebody like me again. Reason 3? I think she may be insecure and feels as though I'd only wanna marry her if she did a buncha stuff.

Question 2: "Would you accept?"

☭ Y'know, that's a tough question! What I'd usually say is I'd like to see how it plays out, but it might make sense. I mean, re: reason 1 that just sounds like having cuddle buddies I mean why would you make out w/ somebody unless you wanted to have recreational sex lmao I'm kidding of course but yeah, makes sense, I dunno, I mean I've literally had literal dick-in-the-vag sex with other women so whatever. Re: reason 2? Makes sense, but I don't see how you'd force a polyamorous situation as a psychological attack/defense. Allowing that situation however? Sure, I could see it, I'm sure there're other tragic or whatever women who've wanted to date me too. Reason 3? Awww, c'mon now.

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, what if one of your stalkers, who you might be compatible w/ in many ways, was always walking around your shared home drinking and depressed?"

☭ I dunno, what about it? Some people have depression.

"Would you still wanna hang out w/ her?"

☭ Well yeah, I assume when you say we're compatible it means she's still able to hang out irl, right? etc.

"Would you help her get better?"

☭ Sure! I'd try, but I'm not gonna be abused, capiche?! Not gonna try and force her to do anything either. Some people also drink. In fact, and this may be outdated information, there're some cultures where some drinking is incorporated into their lifestyle into old age! lol, I guess when you ask if I'd help her get "better" the premise is that it's a problem, right? With that in mind, yes, totally.

☭ lmao funny story, but back when I used to drink, one thing that I liked to do was sometimes make out and cuddle at the end of the night! Now I've read that since I'm part East Asian I may process alcohol in a different way and get the "hangover" symptoms earlier, whereas others get them the day after, but what that meant was when I drank I'd feel kinda depressed right away sometimes! Luckily, since I was still drunk, I didn't feel a thing. I'm kidding, of course lmao

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F.A.Q.

"THEY'VE CANCELLED IT! THEY'VE CANCELLED THE FUCKING TV SHOW ALREADY, WHAT MORE DOES HE WANT!?"

☭ Heh, humans. So small minded, they think in the here and now, they are just like animals. We were never dogs, my friend... that's a wolf.

☭ In all seriousness I want two things: Everything that I've stated that I wanted, and scientific socialism, which I've also said I wanted but I believe deserved another mention.

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, you know the question."

Yes, if the "Y.A." actress Lily Collins were to hypothetically start driving or walking past me again, with no tinted windows if that's what she's been doing lately, and smile or wave or something to indicate that in general she wants me to consider her past advances to be romantic and sexual in nature and she wants to continue our interaction in this way, it might help.

HOWEVER, it's not like somebody simply trying to lead me on or something wouldn't do the same. FURTHERMORE she should know that considering all that's happened there's a good chance I'll write abt it! Maybe she can ask me NOT to if that's what she wanted. In general, at this point I'd obv prefer just texting or messaging w/ her in some other way. We've already done the driving past eachother thing and I wanna get to know her. I'm also bored! etc.

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, one of your stalkers is completely obsessed with you. She can't stop masturbating. She had a number of insane conspiracy theories about the two of you. Please comment. Oh, and you've proven in the past that this is somebody you're attracted to. Physically."

lmao, oh, is that what all the sirens were about just now?

On a serious note, I was gonna make a joke abt how easy it will be to seduce her but nah, maybe later. Well if it's one of those folk who don't think I actually physically like them, maybe you can remind them that I was dtf THIS person on the left!

Not anymore, of course, pshhh! To continue that serious note... well, I'm kinda busy and, once again, I'm used to folk obsessed w/ me who just won't talk to me either for many reasons so, whatever, I dunno, I'm not a therapist and I need genuine company, capiche?!

... is it Lily Collins perchance!? I will need proof right away lmao! Yes, excellent, excellent, she's a celebrity, wonderful...

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, I'm only now accepting that you're poor. I thought you were rich."

k

"Do you still wanna date me?"

lol what? who are you?

"Please comment further."

nah.

"I thought you were being stubborn."

So?

"Can you please say why you'd still wanna date Lily Collins if this were her."

huh? Well I actually don't, she doesn't talk to me anymore.

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F.A.Q.

"So which one is it already, are you the Batman or The Joker!? C'mon, yah... ! One minute you say you're the Joker, the next minute your name says Battad, what gives!?"

☭ lmao, why I oughta! Listen, the folk that the Batmen're based on're rich, white folk, capiche?! The original Joker (pictured below)? Bro, one of his last names was probably "Batad" or "Battad" and those crackers prob never stopped bothering the guy. Folk with that last name have been in the United States for a while, just check the census! We're from The Philippines!

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Dear Marlon

"Dear Marlon, I thought, or assumed, for years that you were following my work because it was about you. Now I don't know what to do. (It is implied that I am "in love" w/ you.)"

If you were tricked into thinking this way, you have my actual sympathies. Listen, I can't just fake romantic, sexual chemistry w/ somebody but honestly I'd prob cuddle or something, I dunno. I'd at least hang out.

If you were just stuck up or under the American delusion that you were the center of attention, even if you didn't notice that this is what you were operating under... ho! Well, jeez, I dunno! If we have sexual, physical chemistry then it's okay w/ me if the relationship is only physical.

lmao, I'm kidding, of course. Listen, I'm in the United States, I've hung out w/ and F'ed stuck up white women, I get bored and people "need" company... though perhaps you'd disagree lol!

On a serious note, you could try having some kinda internet correspondence w/ me to feel out how things might go if you'd like! I'll prob ask you to prove your identity at some point, of course. If you ask me to I won't share our convos, and this is usually my default, but I hope you understand due to all the impostors and stalkers that if you end up acting in a malicious or creepy way like Lily Collins did then I might share them not just w/ my modest audience, but w/ the literal police, FBI, or heck, the CIA like I used to back in the day!

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“Dear Marlon, can Gracie Abrams stay at your house again?”

First of all, I have my suspicions that some of you use Gracie as an attack on others, perhaps on Lily Collins. I’d like to assure everybody that I have not lain with this woman, nor have I spent time with her in the same room that I know of.

As for staying at my house; if Gracie was indeed fooled or was simply under what I’ll call a delusion of passion in the past, then sure, why not!? If her intent is to deceive or cause mischief, then I’d prefer that she didn’t and a different suitor were allowed the opportunity. I’d like to reiterate that I know that Gracie is married and I don’t enjoy playing such games! If it was indeed her in my house crying and moaning aloud those weeks ago, as well as asking me to “stop seeing Grace Marston” then I must admit, I am already on the alert...

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"Dear Marlon, you really don't mind Lily Collins' ugliness, her "annoying" personality, or her past sex life?"

No. What I mind.

Is that she no longer appears to me in real life.

And that she didn't communicate with me more directly.