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Sirius, winking at Remus: I'm like coffee because I keep you up all night

Marlene, smirking at Dorcas: I'm like coffee because I grind so fine

Regulus: I'm like coffee-

Remus: Oh enough-

Regulus: because I'm bitter and most people don't like me without changing something

James, known sweettooth, pours a cup of black coffee and meets Reg's eye as he drinks it.

Regulus rolls his eyes but is internally dying.

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the marauders fandom be like:

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the rich and sarcastic boy with serious daddy issues and the poor boy with abandonment issues who understands that he deserves better thanks to the other one trope? YES <3

the lover in the hospital and the other one at his bedside day and night trope? OMG YES! <3

an enemies to allies to "bandmates" to jealous friends who love to tease each other with a huge sexual tension to, finally, lovers trope? FUCK IT YES!! <3

PLUS (!!) + Saak's photo with Franco <3

they're adorable and have so much chemistry together!! love them so much!

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*after a full moon*

sirius: i love you

remus: don't make me laugh, i have broken ribs

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sirius: i made you a card! and a cake! and i got you presents!

remus: valentine's isn't for another two weeks, darling.

sirius: oh, so now i can't even just randomly spoil my boyfriend?

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SO TRUE OF THEM NGL

james: i think you're cute.

regulus: and i think you're weird. what about it?

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we are the same😕

james: what are you doing?

regulus, lying on the bed wearing sunglasses sipping iced coffee: being sad.

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Concerned friends.

(More from Sirius here)

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i love it

october academia moodboard

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christmas, 1981

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marlene 🛐😫

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i get so pissed every time i think about remus kissing sirius on remus’ birthday, and then sirius goes downstairs and kisses mary, more passionately than ever. i don’t really give a shit that sirius was still in the closet by then, it doesn’t give him the right to go downstairs and kiss mary STRAIGHT AFTER he kissed remus. it makes me so so mad.

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plus size lily 🛐

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i don’t understand how people can ship harmione. it’s the same people who say jj and pope shouldn’t date because “they’re like brothers.” and they’ve never said they were like brothers to each other, but harry did. harry said hermione was like his sister, and he’s only ever seen her that way.

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nOw, let’s talk about my favourite fanon and canon relationships from the Golden Trio era.

First up, is Hinny. Bi panic. Hinny is definitely one of the best heterosexual relationships in the entire franchise. Although, I feel like before the sixth book, there wasn’t really much of a build up, besides her being his best friend’s brother, and his friend, there wasn’t much of a build up when it came to their relationship. I think Joanne should’ve made more build up to Hinny potentially turning into a real relationship in the end, because it was basically only Ginny being madly in love with Harry, and him not returning these feelings whatsoever. But when it came to the sixth book and seventh book, omg, I can’t express my love for them. The way Harry cared, and thought about Ginny in those two books was a HUGE step from the other books. Harry becomes a my poet when it comes to Ginny, “Blissful oblivion and better than fire whisky. Honestly, they loved each other so much, and I love their relationship, and I can’t explain why.

Next, is MY LOVES, Dean and Seamus. At this point, they are 100% lovers. I absolutely their relationship in the movies and in the books. I feel like in the movies, the two were never seen without the other, and I haven’t read the books in a while, so I don’t remember anything from before the fourth book. But I love everything about it. I love their personalities. I love how they supported each other, and never really went COMPLETELY against each other. I love the idea of being each other’s closest friends, and then realising that they’re in love with each other. I love it. I love it. I love it. I just genuinely love the idea of best friends to lovers, so much, if you haven’t noticed. speaking of these two, i also really like lavender and parvarti. they’re soulmates 100%.

i adore the idea of blaise and neville, because i don’t think there was ever a really bad moment with them, two. but then again, there was never really a time in the books at all where they talked, but obviously they crossed each other’s paths. and i know they probably didn’t like each other all that much, canonically. but are we really going to listen to joanne’s homophobic ass anyway. anywho, i think they’re both introverts, but blaise is very “posh” kind of guy. he’s definitely a blood supremacist. he’s the type to always act taught, but when it comes to neville, those awkward, cute, obsessed with herbology type of guy, he melts, and absolutely adores him. he’s over-protective of neville, and loves to stand up for him when it comes to the other Slytherins bullying him. neville is so grateful to have blaise in his life, and loves him, too.

i like romione. i love romione. i don’t really give a shit what people have to say, and i don’t want to hear a word from ron haters, or harmione stans. this ship is perfect. if you’ve read the books, you would know how much the two care for each other, and how much they love each other. ron ALWAYS stood up for hermione when other people would say stuff about her, including snape and draco. he always got jealous when he saw her with other guys, and obviously he wanted to be the one who was with her. (viktor was a creep btw). and hermione clearly liked ron, too. she was jealous when he would simp over fleur, and when he got with lavender, which he only did to prove ginny wrong, or make her jealous. she had completely the wrong approach when it came to how she treated lavender, but you could tell the two were great together, and deserved each other.

i ADORE astoria and draco’s relationship. i LOVE it. i like how astoria is this really kind woman, who is a pure blood Slytherin, herself, but doesn’t give a shit about it. she thinks of everyone as equals, and although draco didn’t agree with any of this before, he changed his whole beliefs, and became a much better man for her. they were definitely soulmates. i genuinely hate draco, but i’m so glad he found his way to astoria, because he did change, for the better, and you’d think draco malfoy would never love someone else more than he loves himself, but he was willing to end his whole bloodline to keep her healthy, and he was most likely a great father to scorpius.

i also love tonks and fleur but MY WHOLE HEART belongs to fleur and bill’s relationship. honestly, they are everything. they were so so great together, and despite their 5 year age different (i think), they are a very very great pairing. i think, fleur and bill love each other both so so much, and i think you can see that in the books, and a little in the movies. fleur really is in love with bill, and was from the moment she saw him. i’m saying this again, they - are - everything. and continued to love him even when he had those horrible scars all over his face, and really loved that it was real love, and not just lust. i’m so glad in the end, their families got along, and bill and fleur got to be happy together, because that’s exactly what they deserve.

OK the other ships are ALRIGHT, but LADIES - AND - GENTLEMEN - AND NON BINARY’S, PERCIEVER, percy and oliver. they are PERFECTION. absolute perfect together, perfect pairing. EVER. percy is obviously, as we know and seen, is this really uptight, asshole about his studies type of guy, and cares about them a lot. to him, it would to worry about anything else other than that. i expect he’s a complete clean freak, and is completely obsessed with keeping order around their dormitory. but then there’s oliver, uptight about quidditch, and is completely obsessed, it would be a crime to be obsessed with quidditch. percy and oliver are not complete opposites, because of their personalities, but are freaks about completely different things. i imagine oliver would have a messy room, but wouldn’t care because “he can’t be late for Quidditch practice” and percy would tell him “there’s more important things than quidditch”. however weird this is, they become besties, and end up falling in love with each other.

these are all my golden trio ships i think of.

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I genuinely hate those white, straight, cis people who think they can say any slur they want because “freedom of speech”.

With these slurs, they were clearly used in the past, to be used to discriminate against, or send hate against Black people, or LGBTQIA+ members. To make them seem less than these, what they claimed, “normal people”.

Now, these white, straight, cis people wonder why only LGBTQIA+, or black people are allowed to say that. They are both use it to reclaim the meaning. Changing the ownership of that power. But, just because some people of this description say this, doesn’t mean they all have to say it. Especially if they’re not ready, or not comfortable, that is ok, too.

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I’m gonna just list and talk about my favourite canon and fanon ships from The Marauders era, just because I’m unbelievably bored.

I really love Wolfstar, absolutely everything about it is perfect, and the two are a perfect pairing. I feel like Sirius is this really overly-confident asshole, and usually bottles up all of his insecurities, as if they don’t exist. He acts super tough when he’s around other people, but when he’s around Remus, he turns into a completely softy. And Remus, who can super uptight (at times), he’s doesn’t really have much self confidence, and really hates himself, and when he’s with Sirius, he feels on top of the world. He likes that he can tell Sirius anything, and Sirius tells him everything. They understand each other because, although they haven’t been through the same thing, they understand what it’s like to go through things, in ways Peter and James can’t. Plus, not to mention, moon and stars, scorpio and pisces, wolf and dog. The two are soulmates, and deserve to have it all.

I LOVE Jily because i think it’s a very good, and healthy representation of enemies to lovers. I know that James always in love with Lily, and I think Lily always had a crush on him, too, and she refused to date him because she thought he was just joking, or pulling another prank. But obviously she acted like she genuinely disliked him, because she wondered how someone could be so fucked up that they would pretend to like someone. She thought it was a prank, because that’s what his personality was like, until seventh year, when he matured, and he still cared about going out with her. When she agreed, James was so shocked, but so so happy beyond belief. James and Lily should’ve lived a long, happy life together, and The Marauders (including young Peter) deserved to raise Harry, together, as a family.

I, also, have mixed feelings about Jegulus. I genuinely like the two, and i like how their personalities clash. the two are very different, but they could love each other. regulus is very quiet, and calm person, who gets overwhelmed about small things. He likes pranks, but he definitely prefers studying, and would choose his studies over that any day. james is obviously very laid back, and he’s smart, but he chooses to put his energy into pranks, and deciding good ideas for jokes. in a way, he’s also a softy around regulus, and sirius always likes to pull pranks on Slytherin, but james is extremely over protective over regulus. But I also really love jily, and the whole franchise wouldn’t exist without them. But Jegulus reminds me of Oliver and Percy.

I’m also obsessed with Barty and Regulus, Bartymus, for some reason. I sort of like how they’re the same, and have been through the same things. They both have family issues, because Barty’s father was never there, because he was too busy at work, and only cared about his grades, and how he did at school. Regulus’ father was just a dickhead, and even though he was the ‘golden child,’ he was still mistreated by his family. Regulus and Barty were best friends since their first year, (hc), because they were in Slytherin together. I believe Barty joined the Death Eaters because Voldemort was the first person who ever ‘saw his talent’, he saw Voldemort like a ‘father’, and he was genuinely a Death Eater, and Regulus also wanted to be one to live up to his family, and he was most definitely a blood supremacist, but when he saw what Voldemort was really doing he wanted to leave. Anyways, they only had each other, and care about each other.

I like Dorlene, but I adore Marlene and Mary in All The Young Dudes. I love best friends to lovers, and Mary and Marlene are the best. I, like Jegulus, love their personalities together, and the two girls are perfect together. Now my own hc, that Mary would never miss one of Marlene’s Quidditch games, because she likes, and cares about Marlene’s interest. Marlene and Mary join the same classes together, and always study together. Marlene would help with, or do Mary’s work when she needed it. I think Marlene was more sure of her sexuality even from her young age, and Marlene helped Mary figure out everything, and since she was a pure blood, Marlene would stick up for Mary, when the pure blood Slytherins would pick on her. Mary was completely broken by Marls’ death.