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I was doing an activity with the other interns at my job and the hr lady. Hr lady looks at the group and asks “Does anyone watch golf?” One excited boy responds “yes!”. She looks laughs and goes “Loserrrrr”?????????????? Hr lady bullying random interns????

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born to live by lake and quilt forced to work in office and WHAT THE FUCK IS A LINKER ERROR AND HOW DO I GET IT TO GO AWAY CMAKE IS EVIL

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the first sound of the future

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im a lesbian but sometimes i set my hinge to men for entertainment. here is some of my most memorable messages

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thinking about that one girl i used to see whose safe word was kubernetes. She works for big tech now

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i’m a chronic redditer and i believe if i try i can become a chronic tumblerererer

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phone sex is stupid larping bullshit

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i need to be put down like a dog not like a baby

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all bark only to learn she isn’t even a dog

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as a non penis haver i have a list on my phone of things i would put my penis in if i had one for a day.

said list:

1.Orbeez

2.Kinetic Sand

3.Lasanga between the pasta layer and ricotta

3.Calzone

4.Pool noodle

5.froyo

6.PVC pipe

7.XL chinese finger trap - this one comes with the stipulation that there is another person with a penis on the other side both of us thrusting.

8.Warm Cake

9.tapioca pudding