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Absolutely unhinged but hilarious concept that popped into my head -

I am absolutely mixing my two current obsessions (one piece and the occult/paranormal), and I can absolutely see Mihawk caving to Perona's pestering to play with a ouija board. Buggy is conflicted by it ((my own personal belief that his Haki is naturally attuned to spoopy stuff as opposed to blatantly combat-useful stuff, but anyway-)). Crocodile absolutely does NOT believe in the supernatural in any way, shape, form or perception.

Pero-chan is adamant though.

So ultimately, they all sit down, candles lit for ambience, fingers on the planchet and salt scattered about for Good Vibes. Perona leads the session, starts with "we are looking to speak with whatever spirits are here with us now. We welcome only good intentions to this board - unless you're funny, then if you're bad, I guess you can talk, too, but only talk!! Nothing more!!! Anyway-" and they circle the planchet three times, they wait a moment and-

"Is anyone here with us?"

The planchet moves.

Mihawk arches a brow, eying everyone's hands for micromovements and pauses when he sees that.... nobody is tensed enough to move it that fast, that far. Crocodile is sneering a little, skeptical even then. Perona is nearly vibrating. And Buggy.... is pointedly not looking to the left, is biting his lip, is.... flushed? Odd....

YES

"Hello," Perona greets happily, "what's your name?"

The planchet moves. Buggy moves one hand to cover part of his face, biting back a noise.

R-O-G-E-R

Perona pauses. Mihawk arches a brow. Crocodile is still skeptical, but now curious. Buggy craves death. Oh by the Seas this is gonna be horrible.

"Wh.... Why are you here, Roger?"

B-L-U-E

"Is that a name?"

YES

"Is it.... someone here now?"

M-Y-B-O-Y

"I see.... do you have a message for... 'Blue'?"

NO

"Then why- oh!"

B-I-R-D-L-I-Z-A-R-D

"Do you have a message for.... them?"

YES

Buggy has detached his hand, has curled into a ball, hiding his face, groaning. Mihawk and Crocodile arched a brow. Perona was not expecting ghost tea but this is amazing.

Two dark haired men then proceed to get the mother of all shovel talks from two chunks of wood, some candles, and a dead pirate king at 9:36 pm on a Tuesday evening.

Weirder things have happened

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artistic rendition of my act 3 wyll

its not my fault if he is literally dionysus ok

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all right, who gave this man a teaching license?

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‘kay, but have you considered it switched around?

Fav ship dynamic tbh

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When he gets along with your sister <3

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hot take: haley is plus sized

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sometimes i look in the mirror and see nothing

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elon musk owns twitter

now its time for neil gaiman to buy tumblr

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“don’t judge books by their covers!”

me: fuck yeah!

book covers with real people:

me:

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look.. eating bananas with the shell..

hear me out here..

not that bad.

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Please. Someone do this picture.

irene-the-potato‌:

wizardshark‌:

suselling‌:

oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

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reverse harem, but the mc is a cute old lady who loves spoiling the very young and very hot boys to death because she’s never had grandchildren. The guys are all fighting over her because it’s the most genuine love and validation they’ve ever received in their lives and they also lowkey want to be adopted by her.